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Published inSlackjaw·Jul 26, 2020I Switched To Oat Milk And Now I’m PerfectLet’s raise a glass, to me. — Back up, peasants! Make way for the king! Let it be known that I, Michael A. Pridgen, have switched to oat milk and am now perfect as a result. After an accidental wrong turn down the soy cheese and lactose-free yogurt aisle, my eyes happened upon the 60 calorie-per-serving life…Self Help4 min readSelf Help4 min read
Published inSlackjaw·Jul 5, 20204 Fun Recipes I Won In The DivorceShe can’t take everything from me. — Nothing beats the feeling of putting huge, happy smiles on your family’s faces when you shout “It’s ready to eat,” I solemnly told the judge. A father and a chef, I stood to lose both of these titles, until now. After a lengthy court battle, I’ve been informed I’m officially…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
