Feels are my jam.

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1. Choose the bread.

2. Choose the jelly.

3. Spread the jelly on one slice of the bread.

Ugh, veganism.

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Daiya Cheddar Style Shreds

The Honest Stand Spicy Nacho Plant-Based Dip

Kite Hill Non-Dairy Ricotta Cheese

Violife Just Like Cheddar Slices

Miyoko’s Semi Firm Aged Smoked English Farmhouse Cheese Wheel

Tofutti Better Than Cream Cheese

Go Veggie! Grated Parmesan Style Topping

NUMU Vegan Mozzarella

Follow Your Heart Vegan Gourmet Mozzarella Shreds


Don’t hate the player, hate the simulacrum of the game.

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Miriam Jayaratna

NYC-based clinical psychologist and comedy writer. https://www.miriamjayaratna.com/

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