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Rachel Reyes

Rachel Reyes
in
Slackjaw

FAQ: Your New Cat Photo Storage Device™

It’s not just an iPhone.

May 14

FAQ: Your New Cat Photo Storage Device™

May 14

Rachel Reyes
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Proverbs for Pregnancy

A ninety-two-piece IKEA crib wasn’t built in a day.

Apr 8

Proverbs for Pregnancy

Apr 8

Rachel Reyes
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Other Things Women Must Have to Write Fiction Besides a Room of One’s Own

And money, of course

Jun 22, 2023

Other Things Women Must Have to Write Fiction Besides a Room of One’s Own

Jun 22, 2023

Rachel Reyes
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Anne Hathaway or Anne Hathaway?

“Probably had a good English accent”

Apr 7, 2023

Anne Hathaway or Anne Hathaway?

Apr 7, 2023

Rachel Reyes
in
Slackjaw

Coffee Shop Orders Of Famous Writers

Beverages for bestsellers

Mar 6, 2023

Coffee Shop Orders Of Famous Writers

Mar 6, 2023

Rachel Reyes
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Ticketmaster Drama, Retold in Taylor Swifties

Taylor Swifties: like Tom Swifties, but more blonde, more musical, and more likely to turn you into her next hit single

Jan 27, 2023

The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Ticketmaster Drama, Retold in Taylor Swifties

Jan 27, 2023

Rachel Reyes
in
Slackjaw

Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone In His Body, Or Does He Have A Tiny Cold?

1. “There’s no way I’m going to work today.”

Jan 14, 2023

Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone In His Body, Or Does He Have A Tiny Cold?

Jan 14, 2023

Rachel Reyes
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Everything This Guy Knows About Miscarriages

As someone who’s never had a miscarriage, I know exactly the right things to say to those who have had one.

Dec 14, 2022

Everything This Guy Knows About Miscarriages

Dec 14, 2022

Rachel Reyes
in
The Belladonna Comedy

How to Make the Most of Soup Season

Have your teeth surgically removed so that you can only consume soup for the rest of your life.

Oct 13, 2022

How to Make the Most of Soup Season

Oct 13, 2022

Rachel Reyes
in
Slackjaw

I’m The $500 Gucci Baby Shoes On Your Friend’s Baby Registry, And It’s Time For You To Pay Up

Because baby needs designer loafers for all the walking he can’t do.

Sep 26, 2022

I’m The $500 Gucci Baby Shoes On Your Friend’s Baby Registry, And It’s Time For You To Pay Up

Sep 26, 2022

Rachel Reyes

Rachel Reyes

Rachel Reyes’s humor writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. Check out her work at rachelnreyes.com.

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