Elizabeth CollinsinThe Belladonna ComedyPR Template for Celebrities Who Love Sticking Their Foot in Their MouthThey never cease to amaze!Aug 2113Aug 2113
Elizabeth CollinsinThe Belladonna ComedyThe Ten Commandments Reimagined for the Texas ClassroomWe have a few caveats.Apr 26, 20233Apr 26, 20233
Elizabeth CollinsinThe Belladonna ComedyMom Jeans, Dad Jeans: A Guide For Women Who Only Want to Wear Their Family’s PantsAn entire family tree of pants to make you look young and hot!Mar 9, 202317Mar 9, 202317
Elizabeth CollinsinThe Belladonna ComedyTop Ten Sex Dreams I’ve Had About Dr. FauciMore like Dr. FoxyApr 7, 20201Apr 7, 20201
Elizabeth CollinsThe Five Wedding Cake Bakers You Will Find In Hell (Because They Served an LGBTQ Client.)This month, during the height of wedding season and pride, the US Supreme Court decided in favor of a Colorado baker who discriminated…Jun 14, 2018Jun 14, 2018
Elizabeth CollinsinSlackjawOther Warm and Fuzzy Ways to Spend Time with Your Children that Do Not Include Teaching them to…But might I suggest a few other ways to bond with your child that do not include shooting assault rifles?Mar 24, 20181Mar 24, 20181
Elizabeth CollinsHappy 10 Year Anniversary to Me and That Fake Sunny Bitch LAAs of January 11, 2018, me and LA have been together for ten years. I have tried to become an Angeleno, but feel like I have fallen short…Jan 27, 20181Jan 27, 20181
Elizabeth CollinsinSlackjawNew Year’s Resolutions Revised for 2018, The End of DaysRemember when we thought 2016 was the worst? The election? All those famous people we never knew on a personal level died? Then 2017…Dec 29, 20174Dec 29, 20174
Elizabeth CollinsinSlackjawHow to Hunt a “Witch” aka a Man Who Uses His Powerful Position in Life to Assault, Harass and…Look around you. The thing about these witches is they hide in plain site. They will often tell jokes about how they are in fact witches or…Dec 7, 20175Dec 7, 20175
Elizabeth CollinsinThe HavenDonald Trump Tweets @TurkeysObamaPardonedEvery year President Obama was in office, from 2008 to 2016, he pardoned not one, but two turkeys for Thanksgiving. Like everything else…Nov 21, 2017Nov 21, 2017