PinnedSam WoodsinSlackjawAn Open Letter To Guys Over 25 Who Sleep On A Mattress On The FloorMaximize storage and stop looking like a dick with one purchase.·3 min read·Jun 25, 2021--10--10
PinnedSam WoodsinSlackjawApology Letter From Your Dad Mad LibsWhen I think about how I let you down, I [Sad Verb].·2 min read·Jun 20, 2021--1--1
PinnedSam WoodsinSlackjawThe Conservative’s Guide To Leaving The Country When You’ve Never Been Out Of The CountryMigration is nigh!·3 min read·Nov 17, 2020--50--50
Sam WoodsinSlackjawSci-Fi/Fantasy Character Or Medicinal Herb?Isn’t there a wizard named Lungwort?·1 min read·Mar 3, 2021--2--2
Sam WoodsinSlackjawI’m The Effervescent Creature Who Writes The Promises Quotes For Dove Chocolate And I’m Answering…Burning questions from my scorching fans.·4 min read·Nov 28, 2020--3--3
Sam WoodsinThe JunctionI’m a Lawyer, and I Hope You Have MesotheliomaI’m not sure what it is either, but let’s make some money·2 min read·Sep 27, 2020----
Sam WoodsinThe Bigger PictureFour Dudes Play Dungeons & DragonsAnd one of them tries to get hot-hot with the innkeeper·3 min read·Aug 12, 2020----
Sam WoodsinThe JunctionMake Your Friends Feel Little With These Big WordsUsing these vocabulary morsels, you can condescend with ease.·2 min read·Jul 5, 2020----
Sam WoodsinThe Bigger PictureHow to Survive the 9-to-5 Grind with Blood MagicSo, you’ve signed a contract with the Producer, the Lazy One, our tiny King — now what? A little magic.·3 min read·Jul 1, 2020--1--1