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If This Is the Future Of Food

I’m going hungry

4 min readFeb 18, 2024

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An insect food stall in Shenzhen China

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10 Worst Memoir Tropes

tips from a ghostwriter

8 min readJan 14, 2024

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Scientists Discover “Political Viagra” in Brains of Men Over 40

What stands out right now

4 min readJan 24, 2024

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fMri Brain Scan of Political Viagra protein deposits

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Which Order Does Our Hamster Eat 4 Foods? Oatmeal, Corn, Cheese, Blueberry — Find Out!

Last night, hoping to transition our newly adopted hamster into a gold mine of content creation, I carefully positioned my iPhone and…

1 min readJan 23, 2024

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Four foods displayed in front of our hamster.

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At 44, I Gave Up Drinking, Now I Can’t Stop Thinking (Of How Hot I Am)

An article by Marissa Narski

5 min readDec 26, 2023

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Beautiful woman at a beach in a bikini— alt text to boost Medium stories

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The World’s Top 5 Metal Detecting Bucket List Destinations

Have a blast at the World’s Most Exciting Detecting Spots!

4 min read22 hours ago

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The World’s Top 5 Metal Detecting Bucket List Destinations

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Howard Bubski Explains Why He Is Safer Than A Bear In the Forest

It’s so obvious!

4 min readMay 14, 2024

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A bear, a man and a woman in the forest.

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The ‘Bachelor’ Season 37 To Cast A Bear

Producer of the next bachelor bares all

3 min readMay 12, 2024

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many attractive young women looking at one bear in front of a mansion for the next season of The Bachelor

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China’s Secret Plan to Invade Tajikistan Uncovered

A deep dive into geopolitics by Howard Bubski

4 min readMay 11, 2024

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China’s Secret Plan to Invade Tajikistan Uncovered

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Losing An Uncle To The FARC In Bogota

A story from a Colombian-American family

9 min readApr 19, 2024

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Losing An Uncle To The FARC In Bogota

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Scott Christenson🌴

Scott Christenson🌴

Satire, Short Fiction, and Info Journalism. 'Medium's Fountain of Unsolicited Advice' - NYT. Milwaukee native, now a digital nomad living in Asia.

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