Talia ArgondezziinThe Belladonna ComedyDon’t Worry, My Dog Doesn’t BiteHe scratches, he slobbers, he humps, and he’s such a good boy. By Margie Connor and Talia Argondezzi·3 min read·Apr 3, 2024--2--2
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawA Date? Not For All The Tea In ChinaTo be honest, I’m not at all convinced of your ability to procure that much tea.·3 min read·Apr 2, 2024--1--1
Talia ArgondezziinThe Belladonna ComedyThen God and His Staff Sort of Created FebruaryAnd God saw that it was good. No, wait, nobody ever thought February was good.·3 min read·Feb 1, 2024--4--4
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawThere’s Only One Way To Solve A Problem Like Maria: Exploit That Weird Little Nun For All She’s…Exposing the unholy alliance between the Reverend Mother and Captain Von Trapp.·4 min read·May 23, 2023--2--2
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawJesus Christ’s Easter Weekend Out Of Office Auto-ReplyAfter 3pm on Friday, I will have limited access to email because I’ll be dead.·3 min read·Apr 7, 2023--16--16
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawWhy I, The Real Estate Novelist From “Piano Man,” Never Had Time For A WifeAlso: stop sitting at the bar and putting bread in Billy Joel’s jar. It’s gross.·4 min read·Oct 9, 2022--14--14
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawSophie B. Needs To Grow The Fuck Up And Admit That Santa Is RealEnough with the conspiracy theories, Soph.·4 min read·Dec 12, 2021--2--2
Talia ArgondezziinFrazzledConvince Your Toddler to Eat Veggies and Americans to Accept the Vaccine with This One Weird Trick“There are many reasons eligible people are not vaccinated. Surveys have indicated that some people are adamant in their refusal of the…·3 min read·Dec 2, 2021--1--1
Talia ArgondezziinThe Belladonna ComedySorry, Phil, I Just Don’t Like You Like That. Because You’re a Houseplant.I mean, you don’t have feelings for me, do you? Right, no, of course not! Glad we’re on the same page.·3 min read·Aug 24, 2021----
Talia ArgondezziinThe Belladonna ComedyIt’s Literally Impossible to Lower Executive Salaries, So We are Raising Burrito Prices InsteadYou’re addicted to burritos and I’m addicted to making 1,000 times my average employee, so this works out perfectly.·4 min read·Jun 14, 2021--1--1