Tyler DarkSix Hilarious References Your Kids Will Never Get Because We Are All Doomed to Die In the Coming…These kids today have no clue what’s actually funny! What, with their TikTok and their influencing, the new generation seems to be obsessed…Oct 7, 2020Oct 7, 2020
Tyler DarkinSlackjawThe 7 Best Songs To Play While Being Seduced By A Beautiful Older WomanHere’s another sexy track that blends well with a taboo soirée involving a woman twice your age.Aug 19, 20201Aug 19, 20201
Tyler Dark10 Uplifting Quotes From History’s Most Bisexual Werewolves2020 has been one heck of a year so far, and it’s safe to say we could all use a little inspiration. In times of turmoil, we look to…Jul 16, 20202Jul 16, 20202
Tyler Dark5 Father’s Day Gifts Your Dad Won’t Destroy In AngerFather’s Day is here, and families across America will celebrate by firing up the grill, tossing the old pigskin around the yard, and…Jun 21, 2020Jun 21, 2020
Tyler Dark‘The Simpsons’ Predicted That You Would Be A Huge DorkMatt Groening’s legendary animated show ‘The Simpsons’ is revered for its continued relevance and widespread influence, but lately its…Mar 28, 2020Mar 28, 2020
Tyler DarkAqualung Tests Positive For CoronavirusBlackpool, Lancashire, Eng. — A man who was recently arrested at a local park for eying little girls with bad intent has tested positive…Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
Tyler DarkPresident Trump Disrupts Coronavirus Meeting With Blown-Up Glove PuppetWashington, D.C. — A team of doctors, lobbyists, and a handful of congressional representatives met with President Trump earlier today to…Mar 25, 2020Mar 25, 2020
Tyler DarkGov. Carney Issues Statement Regarding COVID-19: “I Mean, Fuck It. Right?”Sitting behind a desk littered in blunt ashes, cigarette butts, and several bottles of Jameson Irish whiskey, Delaware Governor Jack Carney…Mar 23, 2020Mar 23, 2020
Tyler DarkBoy, 16, Seeks Emancipation From Parents, Claiming They “Roast The Shit Out Of Him”Pickerington, OH — A local teenager is seeking a legal order of emancipation from his parents through the Franklin County District Court…Mar 21, 2020Mar 21, 2020
Tyler DarkGentleman Risks Being Killed Violently In Car Crash By Walking Closer To Road Than GirlfriendRehoboth, DE — A local gentleman has risked life and limb for the sake of his lovely girlfriend by walking beside her on the side of the…Mar 20, 2020Mar 20, 2020