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Slackjaw

Scenes From Fast And Furious Family Therapy

THERAPIST: Well, I’m not sure if I’d call you “just any family.” As one example, there are forty-five of you in my office right now.

Jun 15, 2023

Scenes From Fast And Furious Family Therapy

Jun 15, 2023

Val Bodurtha
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The Belladonna Comedy

Your Request to Sever Yourself for Thanksgiving Has Been Denied

You must YOURSELF experience family time. We are sorry.

Nov 23, 2022

Your Request to Sever Yourself for Thanksgiving Has Been Denied

Nov 23, 2022

Val Bodurtha
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Slackjaw

We Here At BMW Are Proud To Announce Our Subscription-Based Brakes

Heated seats were just the beginning.

Aug 2, 2022

We Here At BMW Are Proud To Announce Our Subscription-Based Brakes

Aug 2, 2022

Val Bodurtha
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The Belladonna Comedy

If I Get Canceled, I Must Be Important

Finally, proof they know I exist.

Jun 28, 2022

If I Get Canceled, I Must Be Important

Jun 28, 2022

Val Bodurtha
in
Slackjaw

In Honor Of Women’s History Month, Jack Link’s Presents: Beef Herky

Finally, after so many years, a dried meat snack for her.

Apr 15, 2022

In Honor Of Women’s History Month, Jack Link’s Presents: Beef Herky

Apr 15, 2022

Val Bodurtha
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The Honeypot

How I Met Your Father And Also the Forty Guys I Slept With Before Him

I didn’t know it then, but I was on a journey.

Feb 21, 2022

How I Met Your Father And Also the Forty Guys I Slept With Before Him

Feb 21, 2022

Val Bodurtha
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The Belladonna Comedy

Your Motivational Water Bottle Has Given Up On You

Great job, don’t stop now! Wait, is this Fanta? Did you fill me with Fanta?

Feb 1, 2022

Your Motivational Water Bottle Has Given Up On You

Feb 1, 2022

Val Bodurtha
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Slackjaw

I Am Proud To Announce I, Too, Am Leaving Facebook, Because I Finally Beat FarmVille

By Val Bodurtha and Daniel Stillman

Aug 21, 2021

I Am Proud To Announce I, Too, Am Leaving Facebook, Because I Finally Beat FarmVille

Aug 21, 2021

Val Bodurtha
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Slackjaw

Bitcoin As Explained By Various Members of Congress

By Val Bodurtha and Tristan Peters

Aug 17, 2021

Bitcoin As Explained By Various Members of Congress

Aug 17, 2021

Val Bodurtha
in
The Belladonna Comedy

I Am The Frontier Airlines CEO And I Am Deeply Sorry They Had to Duct Tape Me to a Seat

No employee should ever have to duct tape their own intoxicated CEO to an airplane seat.

Aug 9, 2021

I Am The Frontier Airlines CEO And I Am Deeply Sorry They Had to Duct Tape Me to a Seat

Aug 9, 2021

Val Bodurtha

Val Bodurtha

Val Bodurtha is a NYC-based comedian and writer whose work has been featured by Forbes, McSweeney's, The AV Club, and more. Her first love remains stand-up.

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