Zach Zimmerman“This is kind of like an adventure”A phrase caught my ear and sent me down a rabbit holeDec 16, 2020Dec 16, 2020
Zach ZimmermanMorning GloryTo buy a muffin at full price 30 minutes before closing requires a certain type of chump.Nov 25, 2020Nov 25, 2020
Zach ZimmermanAmerican Greed, Capitalism, and Too Little TunaDear Mr. Zimmerman,May 4, 2020May 4, 2020
Zach ZimmermanWaiting in Line for the Grocery StoreWhen I lean on my Wayfair couch in my favorite way, curled up like I’m asleep in the womb, I can see a grocery store where people with…May 1, 2020May 1, 2020
Zach ZimmermaninThe StartupLooking for Eye Contact in QuarantineI live alone in New York, which means my bed is in my kitchen and I haven’t made eye contact in a month.Apr 17, 20201Apr 17, 20201
Zach ZimmermaninSlackjawOfficial 2019 RankingsThe only comprehensive ranking of all of 2019 on the entire internetDec 31, 20193Dec 31, 20193
Zach ZimmermanEverything You Need to Know about the Edinburgh Fringe from Someone Who’s Never Been to the…A comedian’s 5-part pep talk for YOU (not about ME) ((a little about ME))Jul 25, 2019Jul 25, 2019
Zach ZimmermanClap This Article So I Can Afford to Write a Funny-Sincere Book👏Jun 21, 2019Jun 21, 2019
Zach ZimmermaninSlackjawRE: Editorial Layoffs“in this competitive media lanscape, we must focus on what makes us unique.”Feb 18, 2019Feb 18, 2019
Zach ZimmermanElegies for the L Train ShutdownA variety of poems I wrote for the L train when I thought it was going to dieJan 3, 2019Jan 3, 2019