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Zach Zimmerman

Zach Zimmerman

“This is kind of like an adventure”

A phrase caught my ear and sent me down a rabbit hole

Dec 16, 2020

“This is kind of like an adventure”

Dec 16, 2020

Zach Zimmerman

Morning Glory

To buy a muffin at full price 30 minutes before closing requires a certain type of chump.

Nov 25, 2020

Morning Glory

Nov 25, 2020

Zach Zimmerman

American Greed, Capitalism, and Too Little Tuna

Dear Mr. Zimmerman,

May 4, 2020

American Greed, Capitalism, and Too Little Tuna

May 4, 2020

Zach Zimmerman

Waiting in Line for the Grocery Store

When I lean on my Wayfair couch in my favorite way, curled up like I’m asleep in the womb, I can see a grocery store where people with…

May 1, 2020

Waiting in Line for the Grocery Store

May 1, 2020

Zach Zimmerman
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The Startup

Looking for Eye Contact in Quarantine

I live alone in New York, which means my bed is in my kitchen and I haven’t made eye contact in a month.

Apr 17, 2020

Looking for Eye Contact in Quarantine

Apr 17, 2020

Zach Zimmerman
in
Slackjaw

Official 2019 Rankings

The only comprehensive ranking of all of 2019 on the entire internet

Dec 31, 2019

Official 2019 Rankings

Dec 31, 2019

Zach Zimmerman

Everything You Need to Know about the Edinburgh Fringe from Someone Who’s Never Been to the…

A comedian’s 5-part pep talk for YOU (not about ME) ((a little about ME))

Jul 25, 2019

Everything You Need to Know about the Edinburgh Fringe from Someone Who’s Never Been to the…

Jul 25, 2019

Zach Zimmerman

Clap This Article So I Can Afford to Write a Funny-Sincere Book

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Jun 21, 2019

Clap This Article So I Can Afford to Write a Funny-Sincere Book

Jun 21, 2019

Zach Zimmerman
in
Slackjaw

RE: Editorial Layoffs

“in this competitive media lanscape, we must focus on what makes us unique.”

Feb 18, 2019

RE: Editorial Layoffs

Feb 18, 2019

Zach Zimmerman

Elegies for the L Train Shutdown

A variety of poems I wrote for the L train when I thought it was going to die

Jan 3, 2019

Elegies for the L Train Shutdown

Jan 3, 2019

Zach Zimmerman

Zach Zimmerman

Comedian & Writer. Words in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Popula, The Huffington Post and disorganized Google Docs

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