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About Me — Kittie Velour

1 min readDec 13, 2021

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A lot of people think that what I’m going to say next is jibberish. Wait, not jibberish. What’s the other one?

Lies.

Still, it pays to be interesting, so here I go:

  • In my teens, I used to lose time a lot. My life made about as much sense as a Kurt Vonnegut novel. Which is to say: little, and even less from end to end.
  • My favorite bottled smell is grapefruit. My favorite natural smell is the desert after it has rained.
  • Coffee or tea? Tea. Preferably spicy.
  • Pepsi or Coke? Tea. I’ve answered that one.
  • Chocolate or vanilla? Oh I like all flavors.
  • Member of the Mile High Club? Not yet.
  • Answer to life, the universe, and everything? 42.
  • What matters to you? People’s happiness, expressing joy.
  • What card would you be in the Tarot? The Fool.
  • The best food? Mango Delight. Also, did I mention I won’t turn down any flavor of ice cream?
  • The best gift you can give someone: Time. Attention. Love.
  • What’s the best hope for the human race? Benevolent Aliens.
  • Why don’t you spell “Kittie” with a y? I know “y” — it isn’t nearly as much fun as I! Eeeeeee.
  • Final words? Geronimo!

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A publication dedicated to bringing out the stories behind the writers themselves. A place of autobiographies. Types of personal stories include introductions, memoirs, self-reflections, and self-love.