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About Me — Kittie Velour
How I get my purr on
A lot of people think that what I’m going to say next is jibberish. Wait, not jibberish. What’s the other one?
Lies.
Still, it pays to be interesting, so here I go:
- In my teens, I used to lose time a lot. My life made about as much sense as a Kurt Vonnegut novel. Which is to say: little, and even less from end to end.
- My favorite bottled smell is grapefruit. My favorite natural smell is the desert after it has rained.
- Coffee or tea? Tea. Preferably spicy.
- Pepsi or Coke? Tea. I’ve answered that one.
- Chocolate or vanilla? Oh I like all flavors.
- Member of the Mile High Club? Not yet.
- Answer to life, the universe, and everything? 42.
- What matters to you? People’s happiness, expressing joy.
- What card would you be in the Tarot? The Fool.
- The best food? Mango Delight. Also, did I mention I won’t turn down any flavor of ice cream?
- The best gift you can give someone: Time. Attention. Love.
- What’s the best hope for the human race? Benevolent Aliens.
- Why don’t you spell “Kittie” with a y? I know “y” — it isn’t nearly as much fun as I! Eeeeeee.
- Final words? Geronimo!










