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Fleeing Police, Wells Fargo Stagecoach Rear-Ends Thomas’ English Muffin Carriage
Fleeing Police, Wells Fargo Stagecoach Rear-Ends Thomas’ English Muffin Carriage
Horse suffers minor injuries. Banker with broken leg euthanized.
S. J. Newman
Sep 6, 2017
Trump to Lift Ban on Throwing Citizens Under Tank of Militarized Police Force
Trump to Lift Ban on Throwing Citizens Under Tank of Militarized Police Force
Town of Mayberry buys military surplus anti-town-drunk tank
S. J. Newman
Aug 28, 2017
Trump’s Total Solipsistic Eclipse
Trump’s Total Solipsistic Eclipse
Throwing shade on all who question his self-obsessed worldview
S. J. Newman
Aug 21, 2017
Trump Backs Out of 21st Century, Jumps Sidewalk into Crowd of Innocent People
Trump Backs Out of 21st Century, Jumps Sidewalk into Crowd of Innocent People
With right-wing turn signal stuck on, grumpy old billionaire throws U.S. into reverse, mistakes gas pedal for brake, then guns it out of…
S. J. Newman
Jun 2, 2017
Trump Pardons His Own Reflection in Funhouse Mirror
Trump Pardons His Own Reflection in Funhouse Mirror
The President hands Arpaio a “Get Out of Jail Free Card”
S. J. Newman
Aug 26, 2017
‘Pharma Bro’ Offers Cash for Letterman’s Beard and Other Celebrity Specimens
‘Pharma Bro’ Offers Cash for Letterman’s Beard and Other Celebrity Specimens
NEW YORK (S. J. Newman) — After pharma executive Martin Shkreli posed a threat to Hillary Clinton by offering money for a lock of her hair…
S. J. Newman
Sep 23, 2017
Kim Jong-Un vs. Dim Don Un-Presidential
Kim Jong-Un vs. Dim Don Un-Presidential
Can Trump meet Jong-Un without starting a nuclear holocaust?
S. J. Newman
Oct 7, 2017
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