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‘SHEnanigans’
‘SHEnanigans’
‘SHEnanigans’. What an awesome name for a strip club.
Dave Barton
Mar 11
UNDERSIDED
UNDERSIDED
The neoned beaches of West ‘Antica. Still swimmable in deep South Winter, when darkness skellsover the hallatoasted shores.
Dave Barton
Feb 28, 2020
On The Sauce: B.A. Baracus (feline model)
On The Sauce: B.A. Baracus (feline model)
“Ain’t nobody gon’ listen to this ol’ kitty. Man, the shit I seen. But it’s the shit I ain’t seen that worries me most. Shoot, if you can…
Dave Barton
Apr 12, 2017
Can It, Haters! Here’s What Pepsi Did Right…
Can It, Haters! Here’s What Pepsi Did Right…
Dave Barton, founder/writer, Startup Copy Guy
Dave Barton
Apr 11, 2017
Pro-Tag
Pro-Tag
Embellished depictions of possible literary protagonists (some of whom are semi-fictitious and based on those who may have offended me at…
Dave Barton
Apr 9, 2017
Kendall: In ‘That’ Pepsi Ad. A Photonovella.
Kendall: In ‘That’ Pepsi Ad. A Photonovella.
Dave Barton
Apr 7, 2017
Cetacean Sensation
Cetacean Sensation
I was walking along a deserted beach and there he was. A whale. Selling whale fat ice cream.
Dave Barton
Mar 31, 2017
Bowerese
Bowerese
*South London suburbs, circa 1992*
Dave Barton
Mar 30, 2017
Punxsutawney
Punxsutawney
Watching TV late one night, I fell asleep. I slept right through the roundup of local news, the weather and outlook for the week ahead, the…
Dave Barton
Mar 29, 2017
Basted
Basted
The Hotel Miramar was teeming with titillating totty — terrific tarts with tanned tits. Too bad I was on my honeymoon. That being said it…
Dave Barton
Mar 28, 2017
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