Peter Pandering

The Time I Flashed a Dude in My Building’s Lobby

To Make a Point

The Time My Ex Made Me Kick Him In The Balls

He was turned on by the idea

How to Craft A Perfect Dad Joke

When life gives you lemons, tell a dad joke. Then tell another because…

I Wanted Him To Dip His Balls In Sprite

The dumb prank I fell for

What I Really Need is For You Lot to Shout at Me and Order Me to GET IT TOGETHER!

Pleeeeaaaasssse…

Are The Cracks in Medium’s ‘New Ingenious System’ Already Starting to Show?

Medium, don’t spoil this…

Humour|This Happened to My Breasts

Why I’m Not Responsible Enough to Own Big Boobs

Sexual Sex

Sex Sex Sexity Sex — The First Car I Had Sex In

An ode to my favorite Medium…

Medium Readers: You Are a Bunch of Depraved, Horny Bastards

Sex cults, massage parlors, Z-list models

A Solitary Naked Float Brought Me Face-to-Face With a Mounted Policeman

Driving under the influence of…