I Wanted Him To Dip His Balls In Sprite

The dumb prank I fell for

Buy Me A Bunch Of Dildos!

Why You should put your sex toy wish list at the bottom of every article

Utter bollocks

Feeling Blue With Checkmark Envy? Don’t Worry — I Have Your Back!

I Blocked A Friend Because She Wasn’t Getting Her Way

Respect yourself by not succumbing to other…

UTTER BOLLOCKS

How The Devastating Anti-Climax of the UK’s Emergency Alert Test Has Destroyed Me

EARTH MONTH

Celebrating Earth Day at the Single Use Plastic Store!

Please don’t forget…

That Loving Feeling

A True Micro Story

Why College Students Should Avoid Bears on Cocaine

“Big Bad John”

Then there were a few other nicknames for my man

Strained Conversations

Have you noticed conversations can be stunted, strained or short since the…