Ugly Tattoos Are Hurting Eyes Everywhere

I t was a warm summer day when Josh walked into the café I was working at in Philly. The…

WHEN A GHOST FOLLOWS YOU HOME

Ghosts on stealing things

One Way to Outrun a Cop

How to talk your way out of a ticket

Why Cardi B Gives Me Life: I Went to a Feminist Book Club and Left Feeling like Dog Doo

How to Use the Law of Attraction

How to manifest quickly without even trying

An Eagles Fan Pees Himself and Kicks My Car

What it’s like living in South Philly

Family Time is Killing My Brain Cells

Homer Simpson is my dad.

Sorority Sister Reject

The Fine Art of a Prank

My friend Adam (and client) and I decided to prank my boss (at the time) by having Adam pretend to be someone else…

How to Get Rich Quick

And not from stripping or prostitution