The tale of the worst frickin’ canker sore

I’ve never broken a bone, but I’d gladly take that over the…

The Trouble with Hot Girls at the Gym

The other day I was gettin’ my swole on and something incredibly uncomfortable happened that…

I’ll give you something to cry about

When you’re a parent there’s no greater joy than uttering those…

Why Daylight Savings can kiss my ass

Last night you jerks probably went out on the town thinking you’d…

10 New Year’s Resolutions for a dad, told in pictures

One dad makes 10 New Year’s resolutions every…

The Rise and Fall of a Medium Legend

A tale of overnight stardom, a catastrophic crash to Earth…

How Gary Vaynerchuk turned me into a Medium sensation

The story of how Gary Vaynerchuk took a nobody…

Seven crazy-ass scientific facts only a parent would appreciate

Why Hugging is for Assholes

When did I miss the memo that hugging has replaced the handshake as the…

Techno Mom

Moms are kind and generous, sweet and loving. They just don’t know shit about computers.