Fitbit Sex

A couple months back I got a free Fitbit from work for filling out some health survey. All I had to do was log in 30 consecutive days and…

The Worst Dad in the World

I have a confession to make: I’m the worst dad in the world.

Sex for Cheesecake

It’s certainly no secret that marriage has a way of changing one’s sex life. When a relationship is first starting off, it’s…

Fear of Flying

For a long time I’ve been afraid of flying. And a recent trip for work did nothing to…

How to torture your children on a road trip

I promised myself when I became a parent that I wouldn’t subject my children to some…

Stains and Pubes: A Night at the EconoLodge

I looked down at the toilet and probably would have thrown up if it weren’t for the…

Confessions of a hairy man

As my late 20s morphed into my early 30s I’ve come to learn that Mother Nature is a real bitch with a cruel…

Here, smell my finger

In early adulthood people are crazy, party all night long, and otherwise do ridiculous stuff that gives them the ability…

How to Eat a Fat Bastard

Last week I ate a sandwich so big and delicious that it made me feel like a…

Sex and Netflix

How Orange is the New Black doesn’t believe in foreplay and why Netflix has forever…