Bossey Boots

S.M.A.R.T Goals Still S.U.C.K

Remember how fucking annoying these things were?

I don’t know about anyone else, but I distinctly remember rolling my eyes the first time I heard this (sorry Dad). It was College Transitions, a total throw away class I definitely didn’t need, but had…

Hold Up, Wait a Minute, Put a Big Ass Pause In It

Let’s start this one off with a frustrated growl and a mighty eye roll: Guess who can’t do yet another thing because her old hip injury is destroying everything?

When Friends Are Like Fuckboys

Wait, I thought the fuckboy was exclusive to dating/hook-up culture!

Holiday Things I Still Don’t Get

It’s that time of the year again… The time for… LISTS AND GIFs. Lists because I don’t feel like thinking about formatting and flow, and also because there’s a lot of festive shit I still just do not understand.

Why I’m Dating the Fuck Out of My Friends

I hear it all the time: HOW ARE YOU SINGLE?!

Also, if you’re a close female friend of mine: I’d date the shit out of you if I was a man.

Indulgence Days: Engineering the Alpha (Female)

Phase 2 has finally arrived! Know what that means? INDULGENCE DAYS.

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Optimus Prime: Engineering the Alpha (Female)

Welp, I survived Phase I (Prime).

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Engineering the Alpha (Female)

I started a little project. A body project. Did I mention that the project I’m conducting is designed for the male body? Yeah. My friends thought it was nuts, too. And that was before they heard the details.

The Answer Isn’t Lifting

Well, it kind of is… But it’s also not the entire answer.