Doggerel

SUCK — verse for our time

Trolls. Let them come to me. I make sweet Music on their Bones.

Wherein I Finish the Unfinished Dog

Catch you later, Escalator

Don Con came down escalator
Like the Assyrian of old.
His dentures were gleaming.
His wrist watch pure gold.

Catch ya later, Escalator!

Don Con came down escalator
Like the Assyrian of old.
His dentures were gleaming.
His wrist watch pure gold.

Manhattan Donnie 
So wanted to be Prez.
Quick he hired an audience
To claque for what He…

I Troll the Internet

I am retired. I have nothing and no one to do. Why do I troll? Because I can.

I hang out on the message boards. Lots of evangelical Christians comment there. They have great screen names like LordJesusYourGod and HeHasRisen752. Some of them are Fruit Loops. Then…