Parody

Why You Should Play Mortal Kombat With Your Child

Unique Gifts & Gadgets from the VERY FAMOUS WHITE HOUSE CATALOG: “The Best Stuff That’s Been Doing Amazing Things…

There Is No Way It’s Too Soon to Make Jokes About These Historical Events

(But really, there’s no such thing as “Too soon.” I’m a busy man.)

Top Ten Things I Learned From Arrival

SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

Operation Keep It in Your Pants

New Program Takes Aim at the Root of Unwanted Pregnancies

Michael Shannon Verbally* Executes Trump Supporters

*and also maybe physically

Man Thrilled with Decision to Spend Entirety of Concert Filming via Snapchat

Signals intention to transition to landscape videos ‘soon’

Most people are used to using their pair of brown, blue, hazel or green lenses to view concerts that they pay good…

Seven Habits of Super Fit People

Just a few simple steps can take you from being a…

People Inc’s Top Ten List for Marketing a “People-y” Company (a ‘real’ Parody)

How I Got 10,000 Followers On Medium And Why They Permanently Banned My Account For Doing It

And Other Headlines I Couldn’t Work Into Full Articles