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Patrick

This is a story all about Patrick, which Patrick told me yesterday.

Patrick and his friend (I forget his friend’s name) were at the water cooler this morning, discussing the issues of the day. And Patrick, not being a fan of soccer, but being very polite, was politely listening to him…

We’ve all got that one friend

Yeah, yeah, we all know what you’re thinking. Sophie just cancelled on you for the third time! Jonno baked “muffins” because it’s his “birthday” and they just happened to be fucking delicious. Tara, in a fit of pique, has bought a gerbil and used it as a muse for her upcoming…

I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign.

But where do you belong? Let us know in the comments!

New Year, New Potatoes

It’s 2017 — and the new year means one thing in particular to us here at CHUNKS: new potatos!

As one year becomes yet another year, our mind-thoughts turn themselves to those starchy ground crops that so often adorn our plates. For us, new year and new potato’s…

“It is finished,” was his cry (but not CHUNKS’s)

Glad Tidings of Christmas Television

Christmas often brings us tidings of both comfort and joy, some of which are glad. One of the…

6 innovative ways to arrive at a party

Parties are an excellent place to drink alcohol, meet new people and forget about your troubles. Whilst the essence of a party — heinous celebration — will never change, we at CHUNKS believe some things can and, crucially, should.

LEAKED: What the bus driver was really thinking when closing the door on that poor old man’s face.

Is there going to be pancakes again?

Hi Maurice,

I was just wondering if I could get a status update on Project Cappadocian? In the last roundtable, two shakes of a lamb’s tail ago, it appeared that features might be nominated for descoping if we want to meet the Whitsun…