Local Lizard Reveals What His Daily Routine Looks Like

Wheat Futures Surge As Adeyinka Changes Avi

Savior and leader of Intellectric Systems, Adeyinka Amurawaiye, made changes to his Twitter avi on Thursday night, only to wake up to major surges in irrelevant but recently low performing stock in the form of wheat on Friday morning. Often described as…

New Study Reveals: Trying is overrated

‘People that don’t put in 100% effort will never make it’ is a statement no one made ever.

In an Article published in Nowhere; Dr Factcheck Thisstuff presented his new finding to the scientific community. He began thus:

Cuble Gives A Shit About What People Think

Donald Trump has just declared war against Kim Jung-Un on Twitter via a hurried…

“SILENCE” Lecture in progress

The formidable sign hangs proudly in the hallways of most schools; dangling, rattling, jingling, clanging…

Buhari Can’t Believe Annual Independence Party is Actually a Thing

Cuble Gives A Shit About What People Think

Bill Gates has just mistakenly deleted the internet and he can’t remember what button…

2+2=4?

He is the human fire cracker that is sweeping your earphones with his catchy ad-libs. He might be saying “man’s not hot” but chances are he is.

Michael Buble Spotted Walking About Like It’s Fucking December

Twitter Bird To Be Able To Morph Into Transformer and Fight Your Battles by 2022