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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore in Endnotes

Slogan-mobiles.

A story about one of Oliver’s few triggers.

Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore in Endnotes

“Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good.”

I never claim to be an anarchist.

Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore in Endnotes

What’s the point of getting to the point?

I have occasionally been accused of rambling.

Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore in Endnotes

No idea what you think? No problem!

We’ll take of that for you.

Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore in Endnotes

I only lie when I tell the truth.

Show me a confused man, and I’ll show you an honest one.

Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore in Endnotes

Pandering just means “acting like a panda,” right?

If so, I love to pander.