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Satirical writings and commentaries. Satire works when it is nearly true.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Nov 30, 2017
The one where I complain about grammar and wonder why I always lie to myself.
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Oct 17, 2017
I briefly changed my name to John once.
The upside is that I learned something.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Sep 25, 2017
“Your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good.”
I never claim to be an anarchist.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Sep 4, 2017
What’s the point of getting to the point?
I have occasionally been accused of rambling.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Aug 28, 2017
A letter I’m drafting for my new neighbors.
Just to warn them.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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May 19, 2017
Pandering just means “acting like a panda,” right?
If so, I love to pander.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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May 16, 2017
The inverted meatloaf sandwich of social decay.
The meek will inherit…nothing!
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Apr 7, 2017
Hemingway App and Grammarly optimized version of…
Happiness by the numbers.
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