Nothing beats the excitement of opening a brand new sex toy — well, apart from using it, of course!

Opening the box and holding the toy for the first time and anticipating how it will feel is a feeling that just doesn’t get old for me!

But, with so many different brands, products, and promises of earth-shattering orgasms, it can be hard to know where to start and who to trust!

Choosing a good sex toy that leaves you glowing in a state of post-orgasmic bliss is an art form that involves knowing your body and knowing the sex toy industry.

While only you can get to know your body, I can share some sex toy knowledge to help you find yourself or your partner a toy that you won’t want to put down!

I’ll also share my tips for buying a sex toy as a gift and a sex toy shopping checklist, to help you get the best toy every time!

Different Types of Sex Toys

Ok, so obviously, I can’t go through every type of sex toy here, as we are lucky enough to live in an age where we have a staggering range of toys to tease every inch of our bodies.

Instead, we’ll take a look at some of the main categories, and I’ll throw in some of my favorites along the way for inspiration, as well as some top tips on how to use them.

This post contains affiliate links, meaning I may earn a commission if you buy a product through one of these links, but rest assured, I am only recommending sex toys I really love!

Clitoral suction stimulators

Vibrations reigned supreme in the sex toy world for so long. That was until clitoral suction stimulators came along, ripping out orgasms faster than you plug in your Magic Wand!

Clit suckers use air pressure to provide indirect stimulation to both the internal and external parts of the clitoral network. The magic of this type of stimulation is that you can enjoy some serious power without overwhelming your clitoris, which is amazing for exploring multiple orgasms.

I can personally recommend the Lelo Sona 2 Cruise, which I absolutely love, but be warned, you’ll want to start on the lower settings! You can read my full review of the Lelo Sona.

Or, if you want more options, you can read the full round-up on Bedbible, where I compare the 10 best clit suckers on the market.

Pro tip: Clitoral suction stimulators are also great for nipple play. Just add some lube to the rim of the mouth and let the pulses work their magic.

External vibrators

There are so many different types of external vibrators, but two of the main ones, with some big differences, are bullet vibrators and wand vibrators.

Wand vibrators are the OGs of vibrators, and they are as powerful as it gets for a handheld sex toy. The wide head provides broad, usually very rumbly stimulation that can be enjoyed all over the body.

Bullet vibrators, on the other hand, offer pinpoint stimulation that’s perfect for targeting nerve-dense areas like the clitoris and nipples. They also vary a lot in terms of power and vibration quality.

Although it’s difficult to say that one particular sex toy is the best in its category, the We-Vibe Tango X has dominated the world of bullet vibrators, as its predecessor, the We-Vibe Tango, did before it.

While I haven’t been lucky enough to get my hands on one yet, it’s on my sex toy wishlist! My colleague Rachel tested one out, and let’s say it was love at first vibe! Read her full review of the Tango X to find out if this could be the bullet vibe for you!

Pro tip: Experiment with your bullet vibrator by lying it flat between your labia to get more broad stimulation.

Dildos

We are spoilt for choice when it comes to choosing a dildo with so many different sizes, shapes, and designs to choose from. Here are my top things to consider when shopping for a dildo

• Size — Do you want something similar to the average-sized penis, or do you crave something bigger to fulfill your fantasies? Just make sure your eyes aren’t bigger than your appetite!
• Materials — Always look for a non-porous, non-toxic material, such as silicone, glass, or metal. Rigid materials are fantastic for massaging the g-spot/internal clitoris or prostate (p-spot).
• Shape and texture — The more pronounced the textural details are, the more intense they will feel, especially if the dildo is made of a more rigid material.
• Realism — Do you prefer something ultra-realistic, a less representational option, or even a fantasy dildo that looks like it just landed from a distant planet?
• Is it for anal play? If so, make sure it has a flared base to stop it from being fully inserted.

While I can’t suggest a dildo from every category, I feel it’s my duty to all the dildo lovers out there to recommend the VixSkin Mustang from Vixen Creations. I have the tye-die version and love it SO much! It’s the only dildo I own that can get me hot and bothered just thinking about it! Read my review where I wax lyrical about this tie-dye dream dildo!

Pro tip: If you have a glass or metal dildo, you can heat it or cool it in the water for some thrilling temperature play.

Sleeves and masturbators

Penis pleasing toys are finally catching up in terms of design and variety and now there is a huge range of penis stroking toys with every texture imaginable. Whether you prefer the control of a manual stroker or a high-tech automatic stroker that does all the work from start to finish, there’s plenty to choose from!

For the tech lovers out there, the Keon from Kiiroo is about as advanced as it gets when it comes to the masturbatory arts! With a top speed of 230 strokes per minute, this is an absolute masturbation machine! But that’s not all, the Keon can link up to your favorite VR porn and has a customizable stroke length, so you get exactly what you want every time!

Pro tip: Wedge your manual stroker between two pillows, secured together with a belt or strap for a hands-free experience.

Couples Toys

Sex toys are a great way to spice up partner sex or add in some much-needed clitoral stimulation for the vulva owners out there! While almost any toy can be enjoyed with a partner, some really shine when shared.

C-shape vibrators are my absolute favorite for couples with a penis and a vulva as they are totally hands-free and provide stimulation for both partners. They are everything I ever wanted in a vibrating penis ring but never found!

I loved the rumbly vibrations and squeeze remote of the We-Vibe Chorus — it was the hands-free stimulation I’d always dreamed of during PIV sex!

Strap-on kits are another versatile couple’s toy. Whether it’s for vulva-vulva sex or pegging, strap-ons are a great way to explore penetration when you don’t have a penis. If you haven’t tried a strap-on before, I’d recommend starting with a standard harness style, as these offer the most support.

The Tracey Cox Supersex Strap-On Pegging Kit comes with everything you need to start your strap-on sex adventure, including two different-sized silicone dildos!

Pro tip: Shop for sex toys together, so you get something that excites you both, and you can enjoy the anticipation together!

Anal toys (plugs, beads, prostate massagers)

Anal play is still an unexplored pleasure playground for some. But, if you are butt curious, there are so many great first-time anal toys to choose from!

Anal beads provide a lot of stimulation without being too thick, making them a fantastic choice for beginners. The stimulation comes from the movement of the beads, creating a delicious rippling feeling.

Butt plugs offer a sensation of fullness and are great for wearing during sex or even as a sexy secret as you go about your day! Throw in some vibrations for tush-tingling sensations!

I was lucky enough to test the b-Vibe Snug Plug 3 recently and can definitely recommend it if you are looking for a plug to wear as a sexy secret while you go about your day!

Pro tip: Remove your anal beads just as you orgasm to give your climax a turbo boost!

Interactive/long-distance sex toys

The latest developments in sex tech have focussed on enhancing intimacy, no matter the distance between you and your partner. App-enabled, long-distance sex toys kept us connected even when the pandemic kept us apart, and this trend is only continuing.

Now there are app-enabled versions of all our favorite sex toys, including some pretty great wearables for discreet play on the go! Not only can a partner control your sex toy from anywhere in the world, but now your sex toys can interact, responding to movements in each other’s sex toys.

Lovense currently has three interactive sex toys — the Lovense Max and Calor for penis owners and the Lovense Nora for people with vulvas. Once connected, either partner can take the lead, or you can both interact with each other at the same time!

Pro tip: Long-distance sex toys are also perfect for exploring power play by surrendering control of the toy to your partner, giving them complete control of your pleasure. You can also throw in some restraints for some real submission!

Which sex toys make the best gifts?

As someone who loves sex toys, getting a sex toy as a gift from a partner is a massive turn-on that shows they are invested in our sex life and my pleasure. However, not everyone will feel the same way and that’s totally ok!

Sex and sex toys are both very intimate subjects, and everyone has very different attitudes towards sex toys, so I would only recommend buying a sex toy for someone if they have expressed a desire for one.

Also, if you thought choosing a sex toy for yourself is hard, choosing a sex toy for someone else is next-level difficult — I would say almost on par with buying jeans for someone else! However, the better you know the person and their turn-ons, the easier it will be.

And if your partner has been dropping some subtle (or not so subtle) hints about wanting a sex toy and you want to oblige, but you feel completely lost in the sex toy jungle, you can always buy a gift card or shop for a new toy together.

Here are my top tips for picking a new sex toy for a partner:

1. Think about the types of toys they already own and the types of stimulation they enjoy during sex.
2. Consider whether you want a toy to use together, something for them to enjoy solo, or a long-distance sex toy to spice up long-distance sex.
3. Consider your partner’s kinks. If they have shared certain kinks with you, consider buying them an accessory to explore that kink together.
4. Unless you are absolutely sure your partner wants something insertable, I would avoid buying dildos, butt plugs, or anything else where size really matters. If you are buying something insertable, stick to an average-sized toy, unless they have specifically asked for something bigger or smaller.
5. If you are shopping for a friend and you aren’t sure of their preferences, don’t get too adventurous. For a person with a vulva, a clitoral vibrator or clitoral suction stimulator is a pretty safe option, and a manual stroker with a neutral design is a pretty safe bet for a penis owner.

Sex toy shopping checklist

So hopefully now you have a better idea of what you are looking for, here are some tips to make sure you get a quality sex toy that will

• Always opt for non-toxic, non-porous materials, such as silicone, glass, or metal.
• If you are shopping for an anal toy, make sure it has a flared base.
• Always double-check the measurements, especially for insertable sex toys. Some websites list the diameter (measured across a cross-section), and some list the circumference (measurement around the outside), so be sure to check.
• Get to know your anatomy and the type of stimulation you enjoy. This knowledge will help you choose a sex toy that works for your body.
• Consider the power source. Rechargeable sex toys tend to be the most popular as you don’t need to worry about needing batteries. Mains-powered sex toys are generally the most powerful but can be cumbersome to use. Battery-powered sex toys tend to be less powerful but can be handy for traveling with as you can remove the batteries.
• Shop from trusted sex toy shops that really value your safety and pleasure.
• Read the reviews. Customer reviews and expert reviews are a great way to figure out if a toy will work for you.

I hope this has inspired to you get shopping for your next sex toy. With the wonders of modern shipping, it won’t be long until you are ripping off the packaging and putting it to the test!

Sex Toy Savvy Shopping Guide was originally published in The Toy Story on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.

It’s Been Hours.

Meetings, followed by emails, followed by meetings, stopping only to answer questions from your team, some valid and important, others the equivalent of wiping a runny nose. The view from your desk out to the city skyline is stunning, but you haven’t looked; you can’t. Your world has been compressed down into the screens in front of you. Running lines of text mixed with blank faces and droning voices until everything is… gray.

And you realize, in a moment of clarity, it hasn’t been hours, it’s been days. Weeks.

A lifetime.

You take off your glasses, close your eyes and rub your temples, trying to drown out the screaming thoughts of timelines and deadlines and follow-ups andteambuildingandsynergyandandand…

and you hear your door slide easy on its hinges. You know it’s me so you don’t turn, but you can feel me smiling at you, even if you can’t see it. I walk up quietly behind you and gently place my hands on your shoulders; you haven’t unclenched your jaw since breakfast, and you visibly soften at my touch. I slide my hands to your neck, and push my thumbs against the base of your skull, making small circles.

You melt.

I lean forward and kiss a line from your temple to your ear, down your neck and back up your jaw line, my thumbs never stopping their circles, my fingers sliding from your neck to your throat, the pressure light but palpable.

A moan so soft it’s almost a sigh escapes your lips.

You feel my kiss turn to a smile as you slowly tilt your head back, exposing more of your skin to me, wanting my lips against you.

I oblige.

You part your lips and moan again, but you feel my fingers tighten on your throat, catching the sound and holding it. Your eyes open in surprise and you feel my lips at your ear

“I didn’t give you permission to speak, slut. That means silence.”

My fingers tighten further, your skin white against the pressure. Your eyes are squeezed tight and your mouth is wide open.

“Nod if you understand.”

You nod obediently, the shadow of a smile on your lips.

“Good girl”, I say, as the pressure lightens. Your breath is shallow and your eyes are still closed but you’re smiling deliciously.

Still whispering, my lips caressing your ear, I say “To the bed. Now.”

Your eyes slide open and you stare into mine with a look of pure hunger. “Yes, Sir”, you say, knowing this will earn you punishment.

You’ve braced for the slap before it lands, raising blood to the surface of your cheek, instantly red. You stare back at me, Defiant. Still barely above a whisper I say “I said No Sounds, slut. I thought better of you.”

You nod obediently and stand. I don’t like the fucking smile on your face, so I grab you by the back of your neck and force you to your knees.

“Crawl.”

Again, you know what’s coming; you expect it. Relish it, even. As you crawl to the bedroom, you feel my hands coming down on your ass, spanking you again and again. But you’re perfectly quiet.

You stop at the edge of the bed, obediently waiting for me to give your next command.

“Stand. Strip.”

Your shirt is off in moments. You put your hands at your waistband and look back over your shoulder at me

“Panties stay on.”

You slide your pants down slowly, bending over and showing me your ass, perfectly framed by a thong, the red marks from my hands contrasting your pale skin beautifully. I come up behind you and run my hands over your body, feeling you under my fingers. Breathing you in.

On the bed lay three things: a spreader bar, a wand, and a cattle prod.

A shiver of anticipation runs through your body as you feel the wetness between your thighs growing. I slide a blindfold over your eyes and you can’t help but bite your lower lip expectedly.

You hear the bar jangling in my hands, and feel me fix the cuffs around your wrists. You’ve already slipped so deeply into sub space that you stand limp as I buckle you in and prepare you for your destruction. Goosebumps stand out on your skin as you feel the cold metal against you.

I lay you down and bend your knees up, cuffing your ankles into place, and putting your holes on display. I see now that you’re already soaking wet in anticipation, your panties so dark they’re almost dripping. I smile and press my hand against you, feeling your slick warmth; you smile at my touch and I slap your clit. There’s a sharp intake of breath, but not a sound.

“Good Girl.” I say, as I slap your clit again. You arch your back, pressing yourself against the pressure, and nodding in agreement. I kneel over you and press that hand against your mouth, your tongue darting out to taste yourself, greedily.

I smile. “You’re fucking filthy aren’t you.”
You nod and I say “Answer me, whore”, slapping your clit again
“Yes sir, I’m filthy. I’m your filthy slut”
“And filthy sluts need to be punished, don’t they”
“Yes sir”
“Beg.”
“Punish me, sir”
My hand drops to your throat, squeezing hard. I lean in and speak so softly you barely hear it, though you feel as if I had shouted:
“I said Fucking Beg.”
My hand loosens just enough to let you speak. You gasp out: “Please sir, Please punish me. Please I need -”

You feel the wand against you and stop mid sentence, the vibrations coursing through your body.

“You are not allowed to cum until I give you permission. You WILL NOT cum until I say so. Do you understand?” You nod, unable to speak, lost in the pleasure of the wand

and I shock you with the prod.

You scream, so surprised at the jolt as it runs through your veins along with the vibrations. “I said answer me.”

“Yes sirrrrrr I underrrrstannnddddd”, you slur out, starting to shake. I can tell you’re already close, but I push you right to the edge. Your eyes roll back and your mouth opens wide

and I shock you with the prod.

“FUUUUUCK” you scream as I pull the wand away from you and watch you writhe against the restraints, the orgasm fading.

Shock

You squeal as we both smell the burnt ozone from the electricity. I push the wand against you again, and you’re instantly back on the edge, trying desperately to push your clit against it.

Shock

“Not yet, slut. You’re not allowed to-

Shock

-cum yet. Do you-

Shock

-understand?

“PLEASE SIR”

You’re shaking uncontrollably, as I push the wand against you for a few seconds only to pull it away. Again and again, I get you to the edge and pull you back with a shock, torturing you into madness.

Your moans are husky and raw. Red marks cover you’re body where the prod has been against you; your ass, your thighs, the bottoms of your feet. You’re ravenous. You’re ready.

You feel me move between your legs. I pull your panties to the side and you feel my hard tip against you, the wand on your clit almost forgotten at my touch.

“Please sir I need to Cum, pleasepleasepl-”

I push my cock inside you, burying it to the hilt. You feel my balls laying against your asshole. My right hand holds the wand hard on your clit, and my left hand immediately goes to your throat.

“Cum for me, slut. Now.”

Your whole body tightens, every muscle contracting, squeezing my cock tight as you lose yourself to the pleasure. Your back arches, your hands strain against the bar, gripping it with white knuckles until the crescendo reaches a towering peak, and the waves break.

You moan long, and low, and loud, as you begin to shake violently. I release your throat and pull myself from inside you, letting the pleasure carry you as far as it can, watching the waves wash over you again and again, shaking and crying until you lay still.

Without hesitating, I press my face against you and begin teasing your clit with my tongue, pushing you right back towards it. You moan again and press your hips up against me. I reach up and uncuff each of your hands, then push two fingers into you, my tongue still exactly where you want it.

You throw off the blindfold, and unbuckle your ankles, letting the bar fall. You’re pulling me up. You need me inside you.

I oblige,

pressing against your warmth, allowing it to envelop me, watching your face in ecstasy as all 8 inches slide into you again.

I lace my fingers in yours and pound your dripping hole. Your lips find mine, as you push and strain against my hands, pulling free to wrap your arms around me, digging your nails into my back, pulling me into you, wanting every inch of me to touch every inch of you.

I feel you tense again as another orgasm builds within you. You hold my face, your lips next to mine as you moan continuously and say my name…

and cum.

You’re moaning into my mouth, pressing back against me rhythmically, driving my thrusts home again and again, your hands grabbing fistfuls of the sheets.

As you tighten around me, I’m dragged right to my own edge. My thrusts shorten and get harder as the pressure in my balls builds until my mouth opens wide and I explode.

I moan and shudder as my hot cum fills you. You feel it expanding and building until you’re so full it’s spilling out around my cock. You’re kissing me, pulling me deeper into you, holding me tight. I lay on top of you, breathing hard, feeling you under me, our bodies intertwined as we both come back to earth.

I pull a blanket over us and wrap my arms around you, holding until you stop shaking. I kiss your forehead, and stroke your hair gently, as you pull close to me.

You breathe a soft ‘Thank you’ and drift away in my arms, safe and warm. For a moment, Work can Wait.

I Oblige was originally published in The Toy Story on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.

As you leave the stage, the thumping of your heart in your ears drowns out the thunderous applause. Months of your life have gone into this presentation, and it could not have gone better. You savor the moment as you walk into the arms of your team, who’s waiting in the wings to congratulate you. There’s cheers, smiles, high fives all around, and more ‘thank yous’ than are necessary, but inwardly, your mind is already headed somewhere else:

Your reward.

Plans have been set in advance for dinner, debrief, and drinks after, and those obligations must be kept, but it doesn’t mean they can’t be… delayed.

As they relish your victory, reliving their favorite moments, you quietly find your team lead and explain that you’ll have to miss dinner and meet them for drinks after. There’s a moment of confusion, but he knows better than to question you, and immediately confirms it will be taken care of. As you walk away, you hear him calling the restaurant to adjust the reservations and you smile to yourself; so well trained. How ironic.

Your car is waiting outside, the driver already prepared with the address. He does not speak to you, again, knowing better; his silence prompts more than a smile from you as you feel your nipples harden at his subservience. If they only knew.

Within minutes, you’re stopping on a non-descript block in the Lower East Side. You’re never brought to the same exact place, and you always wait for him to turn the corner before moving. This is yours, and yours alone.

There’s a quick walk to a nondescript building. Your designer clothes are atypical among the young artistic crowd in the area, but you draw no attention; this is New York after all, and Nothing is out of the ordinary here. A single key from your purse opens the heavy door, and you descend two flights of stairs. Old fabric covers the walls, faded but still beautiful in its way. You’ve been here so many times you’ve memorized the pattern and use it as a focus to steady your mind; it’s comforting for you.

Another heavy door, black with a single handle in the center. You know it will be unlocked, as you’re expected tonight, and it pushes noiselessly on its hinges. You let it close behind you, hearing the locks automatically slide into place with a reassuring snick. The room before you is handsome and warmly lit, the walls covered from floor to ceiling in books, save for the mantel and fireplace. Two comfortable couches face each other with an ornate table in the middle, and you see me occupying my favorite spot, reading silently. No acknowledgement of your arrival is made; I don’t so much as look up from my book. You stand expectedly in my peripheral, hoping for an address, so proud of your moment, but you get nothing.

You linger a moment too long, and I speak one sentence, with resounding finality:

“You know The Rules.”

Unequivocal dismissal. You immediately proceed down the hall, cursing your excitement, knowing it will incur punishment. A third door, this one of dark wood stands before you. As many times as you’ve been at its threshold, it still sends a shiver down your spine. The bright silver handle is shaped like a laughing demon, and it’s somehow always warm to the touch.

The room behind is a stark contrast.

Metal floor with a drain set in the center. Metal walls with all manner of tool and implement hanging from them, the black leather standing out perfectly against the polished steel. Harsh industrial lighting, combined with ceiling fans spinning slowly, making shadows play across the floor in perfect rhythm.

In the center of the room, a high backed leather chair, like something from a doctor’s office: straps for the wrists and ankles, a halo light above it, a tray for tools beside. You quiver at the sight of it, goosebumps standing out on your skin.

You strip naked, hanging your clothes on well worn hooks. The floor is cold on your feet, but you walk slowly to the chair, sinking deeper and deeper into Sub Space.

You breathe, sitting silently, knowing I’m making you wait for breaking The Rules, knowing I’ll finish my chapter before coming to you. Your mind wanders to other memories of this room and all it has seen; your labia swelling as you retrace those steps and relive that glorious depravity. You close your eyes, and your fingers move to rub your swollen clit, edging yourself in anticipation of my entrance.

You come to attention as the door opens, suddenly sitting very straight in the chair. I stand at the threshold a moment, admiring the utter beauty before me, and smiling to myself that it’s mine to defile. Under the harsh lights, the signatures of my work can be seen literally etched into your flesh, constant reminders of your place.

As I walk towards you, the weight of my boots resonating through the metal, memories echo through your mind, daring to pull you away. You fight to remain firmly in the moment, but deliciously filthy images are vivid in your mind. I stare into your eyes as I approach, reading your energy, gauging your mood.

I know you’re ready for my worst.

The straps on the chair welcome you like the arms of old lovers, curling easily over your wrists and ankles, cinching tight to your skin. Fixing the strap on your neck brings me close to you, and for the first time, you feel my bare skin on yours. You smile, electrified by my touch, but know it’s all you will get for now.

The chair whirs and clicks as I adjust your position, tilting until you’re laying flat, with arms straight out to your sides. Your legs spread wider and wider, and your ass raises up, giving your holes to me. The halo of light burns brightly, washing out what little color you have. You stare at yourself in the mirrored ceiling for just a moment before closing your eyes to prepare for the coming pain.

You hear my heavy footfalls move to your left. The Impact Wall. Silence as I contemplate which tool to begin with. Again, your heart in your ears. You watch my reflection as I finally decide on a flog with a long black handle and more than a dozen heavy, braided tails; a new toy for a special occasion.

You close your eyes as I turn, calming your mind, relaxing your muscles despite your racing pulse. You will not scream. You will not scream.

My boots stop next to you, and you open your eyes to look up into mine. I say one single word as I raise my arm:

“Filth.”

The first lash falls across your chest, catching both of your nipples.

You scream.

Again my hand falls, the leather leaving long, beautiful red welts on your stomach. Again, you scream. You watch me circle in the mirror above you, anticipating the strikes, aching for more.

The braids snap against your torso and thighs, careful to leave marks only where they can be safely covered. You’re settling into the pain, a small smile spread across your face as I abuse you, your screams closer and closer to sounds of joy.

“Tell me what you are” I say as the leather snaps against your bare tits again, welts bright red against your pale skin.

“I’m your filthy, worthless slut, Sir.”

“Louder.”

“I’M NOTHING BUT A FILTHY, WORTHLESS, DISGUSTING SLUT SIR, AND I LIVE FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT”

I move between your legs, and for the first time I sense fear in you; that much pain to your swollen, aching lips would be very close to the edge. I dangle the leather over you, brushing it lightly against your clit, teasing you. Your whole body is tense, terrified of the pain, terrified of my power, stuck between what you want and what you need. You close your eyes and try to push your cunt against the leather.

“And what are you good for”

and I lash your swollen lips. Your world explodes in a cocktail white hot pain and orgasmic lust. You shake with fear and pleasure as it rolls over you. You realize you’re screaming moments later.

“I asked you a question, slut”

The leather makes a wet snap as it brakes with your skin; you’re dripping.

“NOTHING SIR. I SERVE NO PURPOSE EXCEPT FOR YOUR PLEASURE”

Three hard strikes. You’re lost in yourself, completely detached. Had this room not been sound proofed, police would be en route. Your screams peel off the metal walls, chilling even me, though I don’t show it.

After a moment, you feel my warm hand press against your abused lips, comforting you in the pain. You tense in fear, and then relax, loving the warmth. Loving my touch.

“Good girl”

I whisper, feeling you relax and sigh. I run the tips of my fingers gently over your skin, tracing the welts I’ve just made. Without prompting, you say

“Thank you Sir”

and I smile, knowing how much more there is to come. I press the wand against your clit and you moan in pleasure. I fix it in place, the pressure exactly where you want it to be, and begin methodically clipping a line of clothespins to your bare chest, starting at your right nipple and running down your ribs to the outside of your thighs. You writhe and shake throughout, but I’m careful to pull the wand away when you get too close, slapping and taunting you back from the edge, letting your orgasm build. Your eyes follow my progress longingly as I begin the mirrored line on your left, my lips dropping briefly to your swollen red nipple, rolling it between my tongue, and biting it gently. Your eyes close, and you smile. You feel the clips continue down your skin, picturing it in your mind’s eye.

I move between your legs and there’s cold pressure at your cunt. You glance down quickly to see a large fleshy dildo poised at your hole. You tense.

“Tell me you want it” as I press the wand back to your clit

You moan “Mmmmmmm Please sirrrrrrr I want it”

“Beg.”

You don’t hesitate. “PLEASE SIR, I’M YOUR FILTHY SLUT AND I NEED FAT COCKS IN BOTH OF MY HOLES”

I push it past your swollen lips and you moan again as it fills you completely. Your clit pulses, feeling the veins as you grip it tightly. You would have cum immediately, but you feel warm pressure on your ass hole, bringing you back to reality. You arch your back and suck in air quickly, pulling against your restraints. You know I’m going to claim your ass, but you’re scared of how big I am.

“Please Sir, please be gentle, I haven’t stretched today”

My hand is on your throat, squeezing just hard enough to shut you up. Your back arches further as you feel my lubed head slowly loosen your hole with gentle but firm pressure. I ease myself against you, pushing more and more until with a small pop I’m inside of you. My hand leaves your throat and you sigh in ecstasy as you adjust to my size.

I hold still as your head swims. It’s been so long since you’ve been this full and I know you’re flashing back to those moments. Despite myself, I smile.

You feel me push a bit deeper and you moan as I stretch you to your bounds. God you’ve needed this. Deeper still and the moan turns to a scream, but I don’t stop until my balls lay against you, both of your holes completely filled, just as you have asked. Just as you deserve.

Again, I hold, letting you experience this complete fullness. You’re shaking ever so slightly. Your hands grip the edge of the table, but your breath is steady and even. Our eyes meet, and I begin to ease out of you with both cocks. You arch and moan again, a deep, primal sound of pure pleasure.

When just the tips are left, I push back in, fucking you deeply.

“Oh goodddddd yes, thank you sir.”

My thrusts find a steady rhythm, pushing to different depths, alternating which of your holes is full and empty, all the while getting you closer and closer to orgasm.

“Oh fuck. Oh, Fucckkk. Ohmyfuckinggod. Sir, may I please cum? Please Sir, I need it”

I smile and pick up speed, taking a clothesline in my left hand. “Such an obedient slut.” Cum for me”

A few more hard, deep strokes and you’re there. Your toes curl and your head goes back, mouth open wide. After years of experience, I know exactly when you’re at your peak, and that’s when I rip the whole line of clothespins from your skin.

You scream as the clips pop and the full force of your orgasm crashes over you. I keep fucking you throughout, not slowing, feeling your holes grip me tightly, knowing the pressure inside you must feel unbelievable. I feel warmth as you gush, your juices dripping out around the dido and down onto my cock in your ass.

You’re moaning through gritted teeth. Your eyes meet mine again, alive with fire, needing more.

“Oh Fuck! Fuck me harder! POUND MY FUCKING HOLES”

My hips and balls slap against you as I drill you relentlessly, twisting both of your nipples and dragging my nails over your skin.

“Tell me you fucking love it, whore”

“I fucking love your cock in my ass, Sir. Use my holes. Fill me with cum”

I grab the second string of clothes pins and start pulling them slowly, popping each from your skin individually. You cum a second time, shaking violently and dripping more from your cunt. I rip the last three pins from you and clamp my hand down hard on your throat as my orgasm swells to critical mass.

You know as well as I do what this means, and with the last air in your lungs you squeal with joy at the thought of my cum.

My thrusts slow and I moan deeply.

“Oh fuck, here it comes” two huge shots fill your ass, but I quickly pull both cocks out, spraying once on your swollen lips before pushing myself inside your cunt to finish. Shot after shot coats your insides and a smile creases your face as it fills you up.

When I finally pull myself from you, I see a steady stream dripping from both of your holes and running down your thighs. Your favorite.

I begin to unbuckle you with slow efficient movement. You’re free when I release your neck, but before standing you up, I bend down and kiss you lips gently, staring into your eyes with a smile and stroking the hair from your face. You reach up and hold my face, brushing your thumb softly over my cheek. I press my hand against yours, and turn my lips to kiss it, never breaking eye contact.

You stand on wobbly legs, and I wrap you in your favorite soft robe before carrying you back out to the warm glow of the fireplace. You’d prefer a shower, but we both know you don’t have time to dry your hair, so I place you gently on the couch and begin to rub ointment on your skin to help heal the welts. You run your fingers through my hair as my hands soothe your skin.

Finally, when your heart beat has returned to normal and you’re laying in my arms, I ask you about the presentation. You almost jump up as you tell me how well it went, and how happy you are with it. I watch your excitement build as your mind switches back to work and the rest of your night. I watch as you, mid sentence, grab your clothes and start dressing, not interrupting you with questions, knowing the freight train of your mind is now unstoppable. You begin checking emails as you button your blouse, stopping completely to furiously type an answer to a clearly unnecessary question. I grin to myself, knowing all of these actions so well. As soon as you step into your heels, you start walking towards the door unconsciously, head down over your phone, and I have to grab your hand to bring you back to the moment.

You turn and smile the softest, most radiant smile. I brush the bangs from your face once more and say “Have a wonderful evening, darling. I’ll see you at home”

You kiss me passionately and squeeze my ass, replying “Dinner had better be ready when I get there, I’m starving” before heading up the stairs and out into the warm night.

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I have wanted one of these fun dildos for a long time, so I was very excited when this came in the mail. I couldn’t wait to rip into the packaging.

I must say the toy was very impressive. The feel of the textures under my fingers made me very excited and I made plans with my partner to use it as soon as possible.

The Details

The O Ryu comes from Big Shocked, a website filled with unique and fun sex toys for adults. Their dildos come in animal, alien, and monster themes, and some of them even vibrate.

All products, including the O Ryu, are hand poured and made from premium silicone. They are non-toxic and ideal for use with either silicone or water-based lubricants.

Measurements for the O Ryu:

Total Length: 8.86″

Insertable Length: 7.48″

Diameter of Head: 0.79″

Diameter of mid Shaft: 1.87″

Diameter of lower shaft: 2.17″

The Experience

My partner and I started with some easy foreplay to get me excited. Kissing, sucking, clitoral stimulation and finger penetration.

I said I was ready for the toy and he lubed it up nicely.

Now, I’m rather small inside and not used to something this big. At all. I was a little nervous. A size queen I am not.

But we went slow.

I found the ridges and various textures of the O Ryu to be very pleasurable. As he slid more and more of the dildo inside me, I got more aroused. Soon, I was able to take about six inches of it comfortably — about 3/4 of the shaft.

The thickness stretched me out more than I was used to but it was enjoyable.

I came much faster than I normally do from just penetration.

I think the extra sensations around the entrance of my vagina added the most benefit. It wasn’t all smooth and easy like a normal dildo or a cock. The texture definitely bumped up the pleasure!

The base of the O Ryu gave my partner a good grip and I think if I was using it solo it would make it easier to handle, as well.

Final Thoughts

This is definitely a fun toy! I can see using it again, either with partners or by myself.

It cleans easily and is super simple for handling.

Oh, by the way, did I mention this baby has a suction base? It does! That means if you’re going solo, you can attach it to a wall or door or the bottom of the tub or the shower wall or…well, use your imagination.

Price-wise, you can’t go wrong. For under $40 US you’re going to have a great time with this monster dildo!!

If you want a different color, the O Ryu also comes in 4 other patterns:

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