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Mette Angerhofer Holden in Frazzled

This image shows a newborn baby being held gently in a hospital setting right after birth. The baby appears to be fresh from delivery with a purplish hue, wet hair, and a hospital ID band around the wrist.

Humor | Parenting

A New Parent’s Guide to Newborn Cries

AKA WTF does my baby want and…

Becca Funke in Frazzled

A black and white photo of a smiling woman holding a newborn baby. The baby is gazing up at the woman, and the woman is looking down at the baby with affection. The background is overexposed, emphasizing the silhouettes and the intimate moment between them.

Humor | Satire | Parenting

Conversations Starters for You and Your Newborn

Carter Anderson Lee in Frazzled

Parenting | Humor | Life Lessons

How to Convert Your Toddler Into a Sports Fan in 3 Easy Steps

Bev Potter in Frazzled

Satire

Dave & Buster’s Answers the Question, ‘What if I Could Take My Kid to a Bar?’

Jim Tatalias in Frazzled

I’m Sorry to Ask This, but I’m Your Father, and Could You Please Respect Me?

Heather Osterman-Davis in Frazzled

Knock-Knock Hell: The Childhood Stage No One Warns You About

Who’s there? A terribly unfunny joke!

Lucie Frost in Frazzled

How To Keep Your 20-Something From Roosting In Your Empty Nest