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A Post-Pandemic Guide To Eating Out
A Post-Pandemic Guide To Eating Out
Or how to act in public around people who don’t share your DNA
Bev Potter
Feb 26
Newscast of Seven Minutes of Terror: Laying a Baby Down To Sleep
Newscast of Seven Minutes of Terror: Laying a Baby Down To Sleep
“One flaw in the entire process and the mission is over…”
Angela Kidd
Feb 25
A Plea Regarding the Birthday Goodie Bag
A Plea Regarding the Birthday Goodie Bag
If you won’t stop, at least upgrade it for the parents
Lisa Kalkes
Feb 24
9 Kids TV Programs Inspired by Your Favorite 2000s Dating Shows
9 Kids TV Programs Inspired by Your Favorite 2000s Dating Shows
4, 3, 2, 1…Elimi-Play-Date
Marthea Webber
Feb 23
Tragic Diary Entries from a 4-Year-Old in Timeout
Tragic Diary Entries from a 4-Year-Old in Timeout
10:01 AM
Elle Rogers
Jun 12, 2019
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
How to Keep Your Kids Busy at Home in 50 “Easy” Steps
How to Keep Your Kids Busy at Home in 50 “Easy” Steps
First, just sort through these 10,000 ideas
Julie Vick
Apr 23, 2020
Soap Opera Plots for Preschoolers
Soap Opera Plots for Preschoolers
Let the drama…continue
Elle Rogers
Jun 4, 2019
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An Open Letter From Your Online Fitness Instructors
An Open Letter From Your Online Fitness Instructors
Some notes on etiquette — because your virtual fitness instructor is a person, too!
Gina Gallois
Feb 22
9 Things You Can Say When Your Kid Asks What You Think About Her Story That You Haven’t Been…
9 Things You Can Say When Your Kid Asks What You Think About Her Story That You Haven’t Been…
Because you definitely need the help!
Brad Snyder
Feb 19
West 56th Street Daycare & Nursery School
West 56th Street Daycare & Nursery School
Where your toddler’s future career prospects are assured!
David Martin
Feb 18
Knock-Knock Hell: The Childhood Stage No One Warns You About
Knock-Knock Hell: The Childhood Stage No One Warns You About
Who’s there? A terribly unfunny joke!
Heather Osterman-Davis
Feb 17
Student Driver Written Exam — Bank Robber Edition!
Student Driver Written Exam — Bank Robber Edition!
Teaching your kids to be a good wheelman is essential during this difficult time
Shannon Carpenter
Feb 16
Is Your Toddler Actually a U.S. President?
Is Your Toddler Actually a U.S. President?
Let’s take a look at the evidence…
Talia Argondezzi
Feb 15
Children, Please Join Me for a Press Conference Regarding Tonight’s Dinner
Children, Please Join Me for a Press Conference Regarding Tonight’s Dinner
It starts at 5 p.m., sharp!
Rochelle Elana Fisher
Feb 12
My Child Doesn’t Watch YouTube
My Child Doesn’t Watch YouTube
And yours shouldn’t, either
Gail Gauthier
Feb 11
Local 7-Year-Old Threatens to Elevate Bicycle Race Protest to the Highest Level
Local 7-Year-Old Threatens to Elevate Bicycle Race Protest to the Highest Level
“She did too cheat!”
Andrew Knott
Feb 10
Advice For New Dads From Revised WWI and WWII Posters
Advice For New Dads From Revised WWI and WWII Posters
These tips could save your life
Andrew Hutchinson
Feb 9
10 Easy Steps for Writing When You’re a Parent
10 Easy Steps for Writing When You’re a Parent
It’s easier than you think
Lisa Kalkes
Feb 8
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