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Pimp My Ride, Large-Family Style
Ways to live your best #FamilyVanLife
Laurel B. Miller
May 26
Bald-Faced Lies All Parents Tell
Bald-Faced Lies All Parents Tell
Say what you’ve gotta say when you’ve forgotten the swim diapers again
Laurel B. Miller
May 25
Seven Totally Non-Creepy Things To Do With Your Children’s Lost Baby Teeth
Seven Totally Non-Creepy Things To Do With Your Children’s Lost Baby Teeth
Move over, Tori Spelling — there’s an even creepier Craft Mom in town!
Laurel B. Miller
May 24
Tween Girl Has Best Week of Her Life in Quarantine
Tween Girl Has Best Week of Her Life in Quarantine
She says being stuck in her room all week has given it a “total vibe”
Melissa Marietta
May 23
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
Use these six strategies to curb feelings of inadequacy before #momguilt starts taking over your life.
Lindsay Hameroff
Nov 9, 2020
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
Tactical Shampoo and Other Holiday Gifts for Manly Dads
Tactical Shampoo and Other Holiday Gifts for Manly Dads
Limited Edition Camo Spatula and more!
Shannon Carpenter
Nov 18, 2021
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Job Titles for Modern Parents
Job Titles for Modern Parents
As a credit to your unpaid labor, add one of these headers to the top of your LinkedIn resume
Laurel B. Miller
May 16
“My New Friend in Daycare IS TOO Named Idiot,” and Other Names as Misheard by My Toddler
“My New Friend in Daycare IS TOO Named Idiot,” and Other Names as Misheard by My Toddler
(Spoiler: It’s really Elliott)
Gregg Siegel
May 13
The Action Hero’s Guide to Clipping Your Infant’s Fingernails
The Action Hero’s Guide to Clipping Your Infant’s Fingernails
Before you begin to trim the razor-sharp claws from your infant try this visualization exercise. Close your eyes and imagine that your…
Phil Siemens
May 12
I Just Turned Four and I’m Having a Kidlife Crisis
I Just Turned Four and I’m Having a Kidlife Crisis
Life comes at you fast
Ruyi Wen
May 11
I’m a Parent on a College’s Parent Facebook Group and I Wish I Could Live on Campus
I’m a Parent on a College’s Parent Facebook Group and I Wish I Could Live on Campus
I wanted to introduce myself…
Alison Lowenstein
May 10
Breaking: Community Stunned After 45-Year-Old Mom Runs Two Miles
Breaking: Community Stunned After 45-Year-Old Mom Runs Two Miles
Who knew a mom could do THAT?
Courtney Essary
May 9
What I, a Mom, Learned About Being a Mom by Searching Mom-Related Hashtags
What I, a Mom, Learned About Being a Mom by Searching Mom-Related Hashtags
#momlife
Lily Hirsch
May 6
The Top 7 Real Villains of the Disney Universe
The Top 7 Real Villains of the Disney Universe
Written by a Dad who has watched way too much Disney+
Michael Savio
May 5
After Being Trapped in This Apartment with My Family During a Pandemic, Living in a Mars Simulation
After Being Trapped in This Apartment with My Family During a Pandemic, Living in a Mars Simulation
Please, get us out of here!
Jenny Forman-Sarno
May 4
Cat House Hunters
Cat House Hunters
Expectations vs. reality
Lynn I. Hsu
May 3
National Quiet Game Power Ranking
National Quiet Game Power Ranking
See how these sultans of silence stack up
Troy Doetch
May 2
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