Girls and boys, come out to play,The funding’s easy in the Bay;Leave your job, secure and steadyLive in a hacker loft, when you’re readyCome with a whoop, come with…
Bye, baby funding
VC’s gone a-running,
Founder’s gone a-spinning,
Owl sat down at his desk. “I have realized that intelligence can be simulated, and that it’s time I let the idea of our uniqueness go,” he said with a yawn. “I need to find out how long we have left, before we can build…