“Sometimes I wonder if you EVER really happened at all”
“We all have a cousin we can’t imagine without that stupid thing they wear.”
“ Unequivocally, Absolutely, Definitely”
“I’m looking at Pantyhose Lady on the A train and I’ve made up a whole story about her in my head.”
“I guess they don’t think my Black skin is beautiful… Thank God I do.”
“Words mean something…and something else”
“Squats is Life!”
One day in my first year at CrossFit school was out but I badly needed to work out. So I brought…
WARNING — Don’t read this for inspiration. I’m just as messed up as you.
“I TOLD you I was done”
You can kiss my Huggies Ass.
“Just like a bad play, people forget what they’re supposed to do and cast members fight”