We’re making V.Day Z.DAY! Join us in watching Zombies rip through the flesh of love birds on TV! #ImNotBitter
#ThatMomentWhen girls just be pairing up with Ugos just ‘cause it’s Valentines Day. Have standards people!
I just burned my thumb because my oven glove is a liar…
Looking back on things, I can’t see how you won me? #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you wonder if you’ve been roofied for the past five years…