My sister asked me who I was voting for, I said the red ones, but they should change their name; Labour? Sounds like work.
Bunnies don’t hatch from eggs, neither did one ever die for me. Easter is about Jesus people, Jey-sus…
Why do Barclays want me to be bankrupt? #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you need your sister to write the bank manager a letter explaining…
I’ve either gained 20lbs or I’m allergic to my body #TOMproblems #girllife #sounfair