‘I make sure I dress good when I go to see my sister, ‘cause I’m secretly hoping she’ll put out… Talking about food you guys. She…
When your Cat hisses at you for moving it off the couch and you have to remind it- “YOU ARE A PET!” #IDontSeeNoRingsOnYourCollar…
If you can’t make it work with the one you asked for then God help you when life is unexpected #theone is usually the one you’re…
Why is it whenever anyone says, ‘It’s gonna be awesome!’ “It” always ends up needing stitches? #FriendsDontLetFriendsListenToFriends
Husband: You’re not the boss of me!Me: That’s not what is says in your will fam#marriage #powerofattorney #alwaysreadthefineprint