Trying to explain to the police that I wasn’t harassing that pregnant woman when I asked her…
Did you know Webster defines “husband” as; ‘An unholy alliance of foolishness and privilege…
It’s been real guys! Well, almost. Want to meet Honey or Daiquiri see our real lives: @BracketRocket and @MiniqBrown…
Macbeth; a series of emotion fueled monologues coated in hidden meanings that ultimately leaves everyone present feeling confused…
If Ra’s Al Ghul allows women into the League of Assassins, there’s no reason SBA shouldn’t. Just try and tell me it’s not real! You…
Maybe Donald Trump being elected is a good idea; clearly the rapture will shortly follow #VoteTrump #BeamMeUp
When life gives you lemons, ask your sister to make a meringue! #Optimism
Before you tell me my dislike of owls is irrational, know the only other thing I’ve seen turn their head like that was in The…