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24 Millennial Op-Ed Pitches That Will Make Me The Cultural Critic of Our Time, I Imagine

24 Millennial Op-Ed Pitches That Will Make Me The Cultural Critic of Our Time, I Imagine

· Why Are Millennials Having Less Sex With Madame LeFlesh, The World’s Most Expensive Courtesan?
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‘Air And Water Show’ Meant Peeing Outside, Local Girlfriend Reports

‘Air And Water Show’ Meant Peeing Outside, Local Girlfriend Reports

CHICAGO — Area woman Nicole Hibbert, 28, has announced that her boyfriend Robbie Ewing’s repeated exhortations to see the “Air and Water…
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Wacky Holi-DAZE Episode 3: More Herbs, Less Salt Day

Yet more of the truly unhinged garbage I put in my company newsletter!
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My Rejected Pitches for Event Comics

The ideas the Big Two were too scared to use.
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Things Said To Me When I Mentioned My Being Published In McSweeney’s

What’s that?
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PEACE: WRITE CLUB chapter 69, 4/21/2015

My victorious essay for Chicago live lit juggernaut WRITE CLUB
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How I Learned The Secret of Branding From Next-Level Product Design UI: The Ultimate Medium Story

How I Learned The Secret of Branding From Next-Level Product Design UI: The Ultimate Medium Story

An article tailor-made for one thing: to set Medium on fire.
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Happy Valentine’s Day from David Foster Wallace

Be mine¹, Valentine².
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