An Ode to the Scholastic Book Fairs Held at Western Pennsylvania Elementary Schools in the Early 1990s

Kindergarten Crush

An excerpt from my first book.

Confirming Your Recent Login

If it was you, there’s nothing to worry about, and as you were. But if…

Some Rather Strange Things I Have Entered Into the “Special Instructions” Prompt While Ordering Food

Little Talks: Event Planning

A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional…

Little Talks: Relationship Timesheets

A series of short stories about a relationship starring a…

Snackable Content: Existentialism on Mcrib Return Night

Food-themed fiction.

Some Rather Strange Push Notifications I Have Received From Uber Eats

They go hard, and verbose. Many…

The First Time I Sleepwalked

That I know of, anyway.

An Ode to Ptery the Parakeet

The “P” was silent. And he was a good dude.