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I Clocked 85,000 Steps But My Body Looks the Same
I Clocked 85,000 Steps But My Body Looks the Same
Sweat, muscle aches, and tears didn’t transform my physique
Sarah Paris
Jun 8
That Time I Had to Sit on My Teacher’s Lap After Failing a Math Test
That Time I Had to Sit on My Teacher’s Lap After Failing a Math Test
Oh, I’ve Got Trauma, Kiddo
Lindsay Rae Brown
Jun 4
Don’t Soil Your Denim Panties
Don’t Soil Your Denim Panties
Things I now need to quietly whisper to myself
Lindsay Rae Brown
May 20
Why Pretzels Are My Unsung Heroes
Why Pretzels Are My Unsung Heroes
Throughout my life, they’ve proved their stalwart friendship
Sarah Paris
May 3
Murder Vans and Mutant Eagles: Perception is Everything
Murder Vans and Mutant Eagles: Perception is Everything
I listen to an excessive amount of spooky podcasts
Sarah Paris
Jul 24, 2023
“Can You Do Something About Your Face?”
“Can You Do Something About Your Face?”
Informed by my wife that my persona is unsettling to others in public gatherings
Arpad Nagy
Nov 14, 2021
The Mysterious Curse of My Phone’s Tiny Keyboard
The Mysterious Curse of My Phone’s Tiny Keyboard
Is this a typing device for ants?
Sarah Paris
Mar 14
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How I Pee Like No One Is Watching
How I Pee Like No One Is Watching
There’s a reason “classy” is my middle name
Sarah Paris
May 29
Hypotheses Regarding the Bearded Man on a Bicycle I Encountered This Morning
Hypotheses Regarding the Bearded Man on a Bicycle I Encountered This Morning
Oh, the possibilities!
Lindsay Rae Brown
May 16
“I’m Sorry You Had To Hear About My Nipples!” and Other Thoughts Regarding My Mental Health
“I’m Sorry You Had To Hear About My Nipples!” and Other Thoughts Regarding My Mental Health
When I Worry, I Spiral, and When I Spiral, I Twirl!
Lindsay Rae Brown
May 13
I’m the Woman Sniffing Various Receipts in the Home Depot Parking Lot
I’m the Woman Sniffing Various Receipts in the Home Depot Parking Lot
Please, avert your eyes
Lindsay Rae Brown
May 12
Current Concerns That Are at the Top of My Worry List
Current Concerns That Are at the Top of My Worry List
Nipple Pimples
Lindsay Rae Brown
May 9
That Feeling You Get When You Put on 200 Chair Covers in 20 Minutes
That Feeling You Get When You Put on 200 Chair Covers in 20 Minutes
This is my life now
Lindsay Rae Brown
Apr 27
I’m Stuck in the Depression Jar, and it’s Distorting My Reality
I’m Stuck in the Depression Jar, and it’s Distorting My Reality
Or, why my face suddenly resembles my dead grandmother’s corpse
Lindsay Rae Brown
Apr 9
I’ll Take Jazz Hands Over Sexy Hip Thrusts Every Time
I’ll Take Jazz Hands Over Sexy Hip Thrusts Every Time
The day I learned I’d never be a backup dancer in any capacity
Lindsay Rae Brown
Mar 3
Why I’d Rather Drink Raw Sewage than Self-Promote
Why I’d Rather Drink Raw Sewage than Self-Promote
As a writer, this becomes problematic for me
Sarah Paris
Feb 21
In Every Grunge Woman’s Bathroom Should Be A Superhero
In Every Grunge Woman’s Bathroom Should Be A Superhero
Loo soliloquy
Aimée Brown Gramblin
Feb 20
Current Theories on Who Gave My Book a 2-Star Rating on Amazon
Current Theories on Who Gave My Book a 2-Star Rating on Amazon
Any one of these seems plausible at this point
Lindsay Rae Brown
Feb 7
Don’t Wash My Underpants
Don’t Wash My Underpants
Nine to five or something like that
Amy Sea
Feb 5
Let’s Talk About the Shame Surrounding Self-Publishing
Let’s Talk About the Shame Surrounding Self-Publishing
and why that’s dumb
Lindsay Rae Brown
Feb 3
The Most Recent Evolution Created Cotton Candy Clouds and Compassion
The Most Recent Evolution Created Cotton Candy Clouds and Compassion
Humanity evolves to occupy the stratosphere
Aimée Brown Gramblin
Jan 30
I’m Learning to Let Go of Things, and That’s What Gave Me the Guts to Hit Publish
I’m Learning to Let Go of Things, and That’s What Gave Me the Guts to Hit Publish
Update on I’m Not the Manager Here
Lindsay Rae Brown
Jan 25
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