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Why Pretzels Are My Unsung Heroes
Why Pretzels Are My Unsung Heroes
Throughout my life, they’ve proved their stalwart friendship
Sarah Paris
May 3
Current Concerns That Are at the Top of My Worry List
Current Concerns That Are at the Top of My Worry List
Nipple Pimples
Lindsay Rae Brown
May 9
The Mysterious Curse of My Phone’s Tiny Keyboard
The Mysterious Curse of My Phone’s Tiny Keyboard
Is this a typing device for ants?
Sarah Paris
Mar 14
Don’t Wash My Underpants
Don’t Wash My Underpants
Nine to five or something like that
Amy Sea
Feb 5
Why I’d Rather Drink Raw Sewage than Self-Promote
Why I’d Rather Drink Raw Sewage than Self-Promote
As a writer, this becomes problematic for me
Sarah Paris
Feb 21
The Urge to Run Burns Deep. So That’s Why I Rearrange My House Every Six Months.
The Urge to Run Burns Deep. So That’s Why I Rearrange My House Ever...
A glimpse into the life of a mentally unwell (but in the process of healing) 30-something
Lindsay Rae Brown
Sep 10, 2023
Now I Get to Pee into a Large Jug for 24 Hours — The Kidney Chronicles
Now I Get to Pee into a Large Jug for 24 Hours — The Kidney Chronicles
Oh yeah, the jug has acid in it.
Lindsay Rae Brown
Sep 17, 2023
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That Feeling You Get When You Put on 200 Chair Covers in 20 Minutes
That Feeling You Get When You Put on 200 Chair Covers in 20 Minutes
This is my life now
Lindsay Rae Brown
Apr 27
I’m Stuck in the Depression Jar, and it’s Distorting My Reality
I’m Stuck in the Depression Jar, and it’s Distorting My Reality
Or, why my face suddenly resembles my dead grandmother’s corpse
Lindsay Rae Brown
Apr 9
I’ll Take Jazz Hands Over Sexy Hip Thrusts Every Time
I’ll Take Jazz Hands Over Sexy Hip Thrusts Every Time
The day I learned I’d never be a backup dancer in any capacity
Lindsay Rae Brown
Mar 3
In Every Grunge Woman’s Bathroom Should Be A Superhero
In Every Grunge Woman’s Bathroom Should Be A Superhero
Loo soliloquy
Aimée Brown Gramblin
Feb 20
Current Theories on Who Gave My Book a 2-Star Rating on Amazon
Current Theories on Who Gave My Book a 2-Star Rating on Amazon
Any one of these seems plausible at this point
Lindsay Rae Brown
Feb 7
Let’s Talk About the Shame Surrounding Self-Publishing
Let’s Talk About the Shame Surrounding Self-Publishing
and why that’s dumb
Lindsay Rae Brown
Feb 3
The Most Recent Evolution Created Cotton Candy Clouds and Compassion
The Most Recent Evolution Created Cotton Candy Clouds and Compassion
Humanity evolves to occupy the stratosphere
Aimée Brown Gramblin
Jan 30
I’m Learning to Let Go of Things, and That’s What Gave Me the Guts to Hit Publish
I’m Learning to Let Go of Things, and That’s What Gave Me the Guts to Hit Publish
Update on I’m Not the Manager Here
Lindsay Rae Brown
Jan 25
Why Angels Wipe Their Butts with Razor Blades
Why Angels Wipe Their Butts with Razor Blades
And other things I ponder when I’m poor
Sarah Paris
Jan 22
Why I’m Hugging and Kissing Baby 2024
Why I’m Hugging and Kissing Baby 2024
2024 is still in the adorable, pre-tantrum New Year phase
Sarah Paris
Jan 19
This Christmas I’m Celebrating My Hilariously Tragic Holiday Memories
This Christmas I’m Celebrating My Hilariously Tragic Holiday Memories
A yuletide tale of projectile vomit and other beautiful moments
Sarah Paris
Dec 22, 2023
The Magic of the Aurora Borealis Let Me Down
The Magic of the Aurora Borealis Let Me Down
It was actually AB’s stupid cousin, Steve
Sarah Paris
Dec 14, 2023
This Is What Happens When You Watch Two People Making Love in A Minivan
This Is What Happens When You Watch Two People Making Love in A Minivan
The stars align
Lindsay Rae Brown
Dec 11, 2023
That Time My Kid Was Obsessed with Public Transit
That Time My Kid Was Obsessed with Public Transit
If only “that time” still existed
Lindsay Rae Brown
Dec 9, 2023
The Two Times I Was Stuck in an Elevator
The Two Times I Was Stuck in an Elevator
And lived to tell the tale
Patrick Metzger
Dec 2, 2023
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