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How the Heck Do People Sleep Naked?

How the Heck Do People Sleep Naked?

Seriously, I’m thinking of switching over, but I need more data
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Lindsay Rae Brown
That Time a Man Tried to Slowly Murder Me with His Car

That Time a Man Tried to Slowly Murder Me with His Car

It’s too early in the damn morning for this
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Are You a Booty Call or Do You Want To Be

Are You a Booty Call or Do You Want To Be

Who does the booty call belong to
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Amy Sea
I’m the Asshole Who Thinks She’s Funnier Than the Stand-up Comedian

I’m the Asshole Who Thinks She’s Funnier Than the Stand-up Comedian

Observations and incidents
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Lindsay Rae Brown
A Letter to My 10 Year-Old Self

A Letter to My 10 Year-Old Self

You turn out fine, young Skywalker
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Eric Pierce
Five Medical Professionals You Will Encounter During a Late-Night Trip to the ER

Five Medical Professionals You Will Encounter During a Late-Night T...

Don’t worry, don’t worry, everyone is fine
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Terrifyingly Erotic Recipe Names I Just Made Up Now

Terrifyingly Erotic Recipe Names I Just Made Up Now

Incidents and observations
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Lindsay Rae Brown
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I Can’t Stop Sleeping Like a Baby, and Boy Are My Arms Tired

I Can’t Stop Sleeping Like a Baby, and Boy Are My Arms Tired

Life is tough, sleeping shouldn't have to be
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Lindsay Rae Brown
This Week on Words LRB Doesn’t Know the Definition of: Vesiculate

This Week on Words LRB Doesn’t Know the Definition of: Vesiculate

Oh my goodness, this is going to be fun!
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Deep Lunge Squatting While Eating a Chocolate Muffin and Squinting Because…Sunshine

Deep Lunge Squatting While Eating a Chocolate Muffin and Squinting Because…Sunshine

Observations and incidents
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Lindsay Rae Brown
My Son Turned 14 and Now We are Brother and Sister

My Son Turned 14 and Now We are Brother and Sister

Neat-O, but also weird.
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Lindsay Rae Brown
What the Hell is a Crampon? Guesstimates and Speculations

What the Hell is a Crampon? Guesstimates and Speculations

Why does this word sound so familiar but I have no clue what the heck it is?
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Lindsay Rae Brown
With Great Delusions Come Great Responsibility…To Leave Others Alone

With Great Delusions Come Great Responsibility…To Leave Others Alone

Observations and incidents
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Lindsay Rae Brown
If Only I Had a Zip Line in My Backyard

If Only I Had a Zip Line in My Backyard

Material things that would definitely make me a better person
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Lindsay Rae Brown
This Drama Mama Is One Sick Llama

This Drama Mama Is One Sick Llama

About the “in sickness” part of marriage
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Aimée Brown Gramblin
That Time I Destroyed a Perfect Stranger’s Cup of Coffee

That Time I Destroyed a Perfect Stranger’s Cup of Coffee

In my defence, I felt really, really bad about it
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Lindsay Rae Brown
I Regret to Inform You We’ve Been Using the Same Toothbrush for Weeks Now

I Regret to Inform You We’ve Been Using the Same Toothbrush for Weeks Now

Observations and incidents
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Poop Pellets are Okay, But Please Refrain from Eating Human Shit Logs

Poop Pellets are Okay, But Please Refrain from Eating Human Shit Logs

A story about poop
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Words of Wisdom from a Newly Appointed 37-Year-Old

Words of Wisdom from a Newly Appointed 37-Year-Old

A birthday listicle from LRB
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Lindsay Rae Brown
I was Never Meant to be a Diamond; Being Under Pressure Gives Me Fear-Farts

I was Never Meant to be a Diamond; Being Under Pressure Gives Me Fear-Farts

A few thoughts to wrap up 2022
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Lindsay Rae Brown
I Can’t Be Held Responsible for What Happened When My Family Pretended I Was Invisible

I Can’t Be Held Responsible for What Happened When My Family Pretended I Was Invisible

Things were done, choices were made
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Lindsay Rae Brown
Look You Little Shit, I Do Buy My Earrings from the Dollar Store

Look You Little Shit, I Do Buy My Earrings from the Dollar Store

Quote from me, yelling at a small child that one time I worked in Childcare
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Lindsay Rae Brown
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