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Can you discipline a rebellious bonsai tree?

Hello from the road!

If you read my regular newsletter you know my partner and I are currently moving. It’s a very long drive and for two days we pretty much stayed in the car. Then we realized that we should at least try to explore a little, as safely as possible, while making the journey.

So far we’ve seen the Meteor Crater, toured a very odd museum in Roswell, and partook in a spooky walking tour.

A few images snapped by author

Without further babbling, I’m very happy this week to bring you some humor by writers both old and new to Jane Austen's Wastebasket.

Stories:

Moving companies I wish I could have hired (if only they existed).

Frequently Asked Questions Concerning Our Invasion of Your Planet.

Who said it? A life coach or a serial killer?

King Midas is rethinking his decision to stop turning people to gold after nearly a year of quarantine with his teenage daughter.

Do you know how to discipline YOUR bonsai tree when it starts to rebel?

Lost love letters between Noah Webster and “U” unearthed.

As always, thanks for reading and supporting this little humor publication.

Kyrie