This Golfer In A Pink Hat

Always carries an extra pair of socks…..

Just in case she gets a hole in one.

A Politician, A Doctor

And an engineer

Vincent Van Gogh

A recent genealogical study reveals that Vincent Van Gogh may be related to the French writer …….

Victor U. Gogh

A Sad Skeleton

Why is this skeleton so sad?

It is Saturday night and he is sitting all alone because…

He has no body to go out with.

Don’t Brush Alone

Never brush alone because…

9 out 10 dentists surveyed said that brushing alone is less effective at reducing tooth decay.

If Your Dog Has A Fever

Your veterinarian won’t tell this but ….

Go to the store and get some mustard

It’s the best thing for a hot dog.

What’s The Difference Between

Caribou and reindeer

What is the difference between caribou and reindeer?

Reindeer can’t fly.

She Survived Mustard Gas

And pepper spray

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is considered to be ……

A seasoned veteran.

Singing In The Shower

Is fun

Singing in the shower is run until you get soap in your mouth….

Then it becomes a soap opera.

Lost

In Jerusalem

“You appear to be lost can I help you?”

“Yes, I’m looking for the whaling wall”