Damn you, Jonas Brothers.

I wish this wasn’t true but unfortunately, it is.

I forgot to bring my ipod with me today so I decided to put on some Kiis FM on my drive home. I was sitting in traffic moving at a snails pace, the clock read something like 5:50pm. I switched the station…

America’s Got Talent… How? Why?

I don’t get it and I don’t care. I constantly watch America’s Got Talent. I sit and watch Nick Cannon try to emulate Ryan Seacrest and I watch these judges talk about absolute nonsense. I look at Howie Mandell’s weird patch of hair under his lip and wonder about his…

The End of The Internet?

We’ve seen what happens when big companies regulate themselves. From AIG to BP we easily trust that humans will do the right thing. It’s easy to sit back and go with the flow of what’s happening. We adapt to things we don’t like on a regular basis, but some times things have to…

I’m convinced that you can tell if a person is happy or unhappy by the way they drive their ve

Profound Man on Street

Man on Street: Can I have some change?


 Me: Sorry Man, don’t have any.


 Man on Street: Anything, I need anything.


 Me: Anything? Like What? 


 Man on Street: Anything.


 Me: Do you mind me asking for what?


 Man on Street: For my house.


 Me: Oh, do you live around here?


 Man…

Monday Thoughts: TIME!

A person’s personality can be determined by how they follow time. You’re always early, right on time, or perpetually late. If you’re the perpetually late person I think that your window of lateness should get a little smaller each time, the person you’re meeting with has the right to…

Short Story Sunday: He Said, She Said — The Plan

The Plan and some history: My Buddy — MAN is going out on a date with a female friend’s, friend — WOMAN (Hang in with me on the names). They have been out a few times and my Man friend has assured me they will be sleeping together tonight. I…

Question: How do you like your new job?

Question: How do you like your new job?

Answer:

What’s not to like?

It could happen…

It could happen…