Bad Chinese Food + A Rubik’s Cube

= My Best Date Ever

Why Don’t Elephants Smoke?

(They can’t get their damn butts in the ashtrays)

If you can’t laugh about things, about life and this crazy “society,” the freakish spectacle of famous people…

Code Of The Ageless Warrior

“Run hard when it’s hard to run.” ~Pavvo

Never Think About What Could’ve Been

“I hope you live your life.” ~Jonathan Swift

Oysters, and Mussels, and Peppers . . . OH my.

When the love is no longer mutual. 

When the Love of Food is No Longer Mutual.

I used to love Oysters. AND, Mussels. And, PEPPERS of every kind. I remember being younger…

Today, We Walk

Taking a Break from Life’s “Day-to-Day”

Don’t Leave Your Knives on the Stove

How a Normal Morning Can Go up in Smoke.

The Tonsillectomy

And, Bad Coffee

After they filled her IV with “sleepy drugs” and wheeled her away, I paid a visit to…

The Tonsillectomy, Part II

Wine Doesn’t Smell

The Quitter’s Studio

The Difference Between an “L” and a “T”

As we were driving past the line of brightly lit storefronts, my oldest son blurted something out from the back seat.