thEOSTIME Hack Update
If you have not been following the story, the Kaleidoscope team managed a unique hack on thEOSTIME, an element of the thEOS network.
https://medium.com/kaleidoscope-xcp/theostime-hacked-bd14213b3ac2
thEOS used the novel UPDATE BY CEO function to stop the time drain.
https://medium.com/@theog__/statement-regarding-theostime-hacked-3d92ed944b79
The challenge was set and the Kaleidoscope CEO was commissioned to meet it.
https://medium.com/@nathansonic/kaleidotheos-ceo-challenge-3e587bd3365
Kaleidoscope Road To CEO V0.2 Update
Many weeks have passed and the CEOs for thEOS and Kaleidoscope have been traversing the 5 dimensional Klein surface space-time continuum in search of overall dominance gained only by public opinion and market share. The overall ownership of thEOSTIME is still undecided.
In order to facilitate the garnering of said public opinion we are now prepared to update our CEO in real time. This involves a user activated soft spork, which will incorporate a full update of our CEO’s Linkedin profile. The update has been delegated to a recent addition to the team, a junior intern called CLAMPY,
CLAMPY will insert the update to the Kaleido-thEOS bridge using the INVISIBLHAND ascii asset, which immanetizes the best possible world through the magic of amoral self-interest, something our CEO knows a great deal about.
Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.
Nothing.
User Activated Soft-Spork
Signalling is done by setting the BITROCK number of your YESNO to 1 for each BITROCK mined hereafter.
Once we have reached an effervescent majority of full noses then the spork will be activated.
Linkedin Update
Linkedin is one of the most difficult MMORPGs the world has ever seen and the fact that the CEOs have chosen this field to demonstrate their prowess shows no lack of chutzpah. Our CEO has fully mastered the art of heirarchical flattery and the new Linkedin profile will demonstrate this.
The soft-spork Linkedin update will happen at BITROCK height 1,000,000 due about midnight Tuesday 9th October.
Post Script Edit
The soft-spork update was very successful. Nothing at all went wrong.
Nothing.
You can now see the updated Linkedin profile of our CEO here:
