Dear Mica,
A Thousand Points of Nipple Delight
Last weekend, I took a much needed trip to Barcelona where I could disconnect, sink my toes deep into the sand and…
A Fine Line Between a Parent and a Pimp
I hope you realize that my passionate desire to share your pudgy love with the world is not a passive attempt to…
Reigning in the Dragon: When life consumes your fury
Coming home yesterday, I find you in a raging ball of anger, frustration and fury! Your eyes are set on…
The Drunk, the Mute and the Stray
Sweetheart, take a long, deep breath. Do you notice anything different? Does the air smell sweet and earthy? Does the…
Huskies or Hookers: Quick fix solutions for the soul
Placing the last of the morning dishes into the drying rack, I hear your staticky, high-pitched squeal…
Your Mother’s the Secret Bastard Child of Mother Theresa
Fortunate for you, I haven’t left you fending for yourself under a bridge with nothing other than…
As we speak, I hear your desperate wails from the bedroom. Your voice is horse and angry. Your fists are clenched…
My Drool Trumps your Android Any Day!
Last night was a rather long night my love. Despite the literature claiming that a baby’s desire to sleep will…