Embrace Your Bodily Fluids
Despite being born well over a month ago, it’s only been the past week that we’ve had time to cuddle up next to one another and…
A Fine Line Between a Parent and a Pimp
I hope you realize that my passionate desire to share your pudgy love with the world is not a passive attempt to…
Dear Mica,
A Thousand Points of Nipple Delight
Last weekend, I took a much needed trip to Barcelona where I could disconnect, sink my toes deep into the sand and…
Your Mother’s the Secret Bastard Child of Mother Theresa
Fortunate for you, I haven’t left you fending for yourself under a bridge with nothing other than…
Motherhood and Ego are Mutually Exclusive
In case you’ve ever wondered if your mom was a “looker” in her day, rest assured that she was. There was a time l…
Your Mother’s Half Bovine
As we sit with the afternoon light cascading across your tiny little toes, I can’t help but smile. I love these moments when you…
Reigning in the Dragon: When life consumes your fury
Coming home yesterday, I find you in a raging ball of anger, frustration and fury! Your eyes are set on…
Huskies or Hookers: Quick fix solutions for the soul
Placing the last of the morning dishes into the drying rack, I hear your staticky, high-pitched squeal…
