So I farted in yoga. I did it, it happened. Anyone who has ever done yoga has feared this moment. I’d even bet that anyone who’s even thought about trying yoga has thought about it, and feared it.
I was almost fifteen, and my parents decided to take my sister and I on a cruise. Now, at fourteen-and-a-half I still had braces, I still didn’t have contacts, and I’m not totally positive that my mom was letting me shave my legs or armpits yet.
On our second date I showed up to dinner in a tan, sleeveless, pants jumper that I bought in Berlin.
Love will cost you errant long strands of black hair on everything you hold dear: clogging the shower drain, on your clean clothes…
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