I caught a rat masturbating in my closet.
The truest test of whether someone will stick by you ‘in sickness and in health’ comes from the ordinary ills — the soggy…
If a hundred and seventy Susan Sarandons attempted surroundingyour booze all in tandem and…
The corn stalks are calling.
I love Millennials, or at least I love two of them, because they are my sons. But I thought…