Letting creative juices flow.

Landstacular… Whisper Boners… Thrill Handles…

Someone please help me

Comey Thinks Goldfish Make The Best Snacks I pulled this fun little ‘Comey Fact’ from chapter 19: “Yes, Donald Trump is a trojan horse sent…

I just got an email from an online company with this headline:

Two Gone Before Dawn is a great debut from new director, Anthony Evans. The movie is well paced. The dialogue is realistic. The male…

It’s a hard life being the office superstar isn’t it?

A Drama in Seven Acts

In honor of America’s favorite unsanctioned holiday, I figured I’d do a little free writing today.

Your Plan for Fall 2018

*Warning: religious satire (might offend the easily offended)

This past year, I took budgeting to the extreme. I put on my glasses, wrapped my hair in a circulation quelling bun, squeezed my torso into…

The great W.C. Fields had it right when he said “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point being a damn…

In the summer of 2017, Jordan Peterson’s hectic schedule left him little room to breathe.

I went to the eye doctor today, he put some drops in my eyes, then said “You’ve got a lot of makeup in your eyes. I can’t tell much about…

What the F*ck Were They Thinking?

At the MTA, we’re not too vain or proud to admit when we’ve done wrong. Yes, several inches of rain caused entire subway stations to flood…

I have a confession to make. No, it’s not that I would do bad things to the man in the above photo. That should be blatantly obvious.

Quintessential Hipster Business People For The Win

The majority of funding for any Kickstarter rolls in during the first and final week. You start with the excitement of a new launch and…

I couldn’t believe it had come to this but there I was, crouched on my neighbor’s patio behind a barbecue grill and a row of potted plants…

Isn’t that how this social media thing is supposed to work?

I’ll be the first to admit it: I made a stinker. Cooked up a real stew of whoopsies. Big mistake, party of one? Yeah: I’m that party.

Move seen as a tacit admission that he doesn’t want to go down with the sinking Republican ship.

A young kitty translates his desperate plea through writer Christyl Rivers