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Betsy Girl, Click Here if You Don’t Want to Get Fired
Betsy Girl, Click Here if You Don’t Want to Get Fired
Dear Betsy,
Olivia Sieck
Apr 24
Vegan-Raised Child Doubling Down On Tasteless Foliage In Preparation for First Steps
Vegan-Raised Child Doubling Down On Tasteless Foliage In Preparation for First Steps
Local ethically-sourced child Avian Zygote has set his sights high.
Samuel Leal
Apr 24
Go F*ck Yourself, Bob Ross
Go F*ck Yourself, Bob Ross
With Your Happy Little Trees
Jeff Barton
Apr 24
The Worst 50 Cents I Ever Spent
The Worst 50 Cents I Ever Spent
My advice will save you time and money
Bebe Nicholson
Apr 24
Own Your Job Interview Like a Badass
Own Your Job Interview Like a Badass
Long gone are the days when one could waltz into any company and ask for a job in the mail room. In today’s world not only do your resume…
Lauren Pathak
Apr 23
Coachella Band or BBC Architecture Show?
Coachella Band or BBC Architecture Show?
Landstacular… Whisper Boners… Thrill Handles…
J.P. Melkus
Apr 23
I’m addicted to displaying books backwards
I’m addicted to displaying books backwards
Someone please help me
Sarah Lofgren
Apr 23
5 Takeaways From James Comey’s “A Higher Loyalty” By Someone Who Didn’t Read It, Didn’t Touch It…
5 Takeaways From James Comey’s “A Higher Loyalty” By Someone Who Didn’t Read It, Didn’t Touch It…
Comey Thinks Goldfish Make The Best Snacks I pulled this fun little ‘Comey Fact’ from chapter 19: “Yes, Donald Trump is a trojan horse sent…
Henry Newman
Apr 23
Why Don’t You Make My Day?
Why Don’t You Make My Day?
I just got an email from an online company with this headline:
C. M. Barrett
Apr 23
One Male Critic’s Review Of A Movie and Its Female Characters
One Male Critic’s Review Of A Movie and Its Female Characters
Two Gone Before Dawn is a great debut from new director, Anthony Evans. The movie is well paced. The dialogue is realistic. The male…
Kyrie Gray
Apr 23
How to safely dispose of a letter from HR confirming your latest pay rise
How to safely dispose of a letter from HR confirming your latest pay rise
It’s a hard life being the office superstar isn’t it?
w1nnersclub
Apr 23
When Good Carrots Go Bad
When Good Carrots Go Bad
A Drama in Seven Acts
Mickey Hadick
Apr 21
A few high concepts for 4/20
A few high concepts for 4/20
In honor of America’s favorite unsanctioned holiday, I figured I’d do a little free writing today.
E.R. Ellsworth
Apr 20
3 College Classes to Take If You Want to See Your Dad’s Head Explode
3 College Classes to Take If You Want to See Your Dad’s Head Explode
Your Plan for Fall 2018
K.C. Healy
Apr 20
Jimmy’s Come-to-Jesus
Jimmy’s Come-to-Jesus
*Warning: religious satire (might offend the easily offended)
Valerie Hilal
Apr 20
Budgeting: I Saved a Ton of Money, But You’ll Never Believe What I Lost….
Budgeting: I Saved a Ton of Money, But You’ll Never Believe What I Lost….
This past year, I took budgeting to the extreme. I put on my glasses, wrapped my hair in a circulation quelling bun, squeezed my torso into…
Maggie Lalley
Apr 19
The Ultimate Guide to Giving Up on Your Dreams
The Ultimate Guide to Giving Up on Your Dreams
The great W.C. Fields had it right when he said “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point being a damn…
Lauren Pathak
Apr 18
Masterclass: ‘On Breakfast’ by Jordan Peterson
Masterclass: ‘On Breakfast’ by Jordan Peterson
In the summer of 2017, Jordan Peterson’s hectic schedule left him little room to breathe.
Samuel Leal
Apr 18
Why Southern Women Wear Makeup To A Colonoscopy
Why Southern Women Wear Makeup To A Colonoscopy
I went to the eye doctor today, he put some drops in my eyes, then said “You’ve got a lot of makeup in your eyes. I can’t tell much about…
Bebe Nicholson
Apr 18
Back to When We Got Lollipops At The Dentist’s Office
Back to When We Got Lollipops At The Dentist’s Office
What the F*ck Were They Thinking?
Jonathan Greene
Apr 17
We’re Bad, But We Ain’t No 9/11: A Message From The MTA
We’re Bad, But We Ain’t No 9/11: A Message From The MTA
At the MTA, we’re not too vain or proud to admit when we’ve done wrong. Yes, several inches of rain caused entire subway stations to flood…
Devin Wallace
Apr 17
Mama Says Vicki Vallencourt Is the Devil, But It’s Really IMDB
Mama Says Vicki Vallencourt Is the Devil, But It’s Really IMDB
I have a confession to make. No, it’s not that I would do bad things to the man in the above photo. That should be blatantly obvious.
Chloe Cuthbert
Apr 16
The Story of These Unsplash Heroes
The Story of These Unsplash Heroes
Quintessential Hipster Business People For The Win
Jonathan Greene
Apr 15
Serious but silly
Serious but silly
The majority of funding for any Kickstarter rolls in during the first and final week. You start with the excitement of a new launch and…
E.R. Ellsworth
Apr 14
Plight of an Urban Farmer
Plight of an Urban Farmer
I couldn’t believe it had come to this but there I was, crouched on my neighbor’s patio behind a barbecue grill and a row of potted plants…
Lauren Pathak
Apr 14
I follow back! Forever. 😈
I follow back! Forever. 😈
Isn’t that how this social media thing is supposed to work?
Sarah Lofgren
Apr 13
“Oops”: By Aileen Wuornos
“Oops”: By Aileen Wuornos
I’ll be the first to admit it: I made a stinker. Cooked up a real stew of whoopsies. Big mistake, party of one? Yeah: I’m that party.
Devin Wallace
Apr 13
Paul “Eddie Haskell” Ryan Announces His Retirement from Congress
Paul “Eddie Haskell” Ryan Announces His Retirement from Congress
Move seen as a tacit admission that he doesn’t want to go down with the sinking Republican ship.
K.C. Healy
Apr 12
I’m Snowflake the Kitten, And I Demand Universal Healthcare
I’m Snowflake the Kitten, And I Demand Universal Healthcare
A young kitty translates his desperate plea through writer Christyl Rivers
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Apr 12
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