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    Betsy Girl, Click Here if You Don’t Want to Get Fired

    Betsy Girl, Click Here if You Don’t Want to Get Fired

    Dear Betsy,
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    Olivia Sieck
    Apr 24
    Vegan-Raised Child Doubling Down On Tasteless Foliage In Preparation for First Steps

    Vegan-Raised Child Doubling Down On Tasteless Foliage In Preparation for First Steps

    Local ethically-sourced child Avian Zygote has set his sights high.
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    Samuel Leal
    Apr 24
    Go F*ck Yourself, Bob Ross

    Go F*ck Yourself, Bob Ross

    With Your Happy Little Trees
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    Jeff Barton
    Apr 24
    The Worst 50 Cents I Ever Spent

    The Worst 50 Cents I Ever Spent

    My advice will save you time and money
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    Bebe Nicholson
    Apr 24
    Own Your Job Interview Like a Badass

    Own Your Job Interview Like a Badass

    Long gone are the days when one could waltz into any company and ask for a job in the mail room. In today’s world not only do your resume…
    Go to the profile of Lauren Pathak
    Lauren Pathak
    Apr 23
    Coachella Band or BBC Architecture Show?

    Coachella Band or BBC Architecture Show?

    Landstacular… Whisper Boners… Thrill Handles…
    Go to the profile of J.P. Melkus
    J.P. Melkus
    Apr 23
    I’m addicted to displaying books backwards

    I’m addicted to displaying books backwards

    Someone please help me
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    Sarah Lofgren
    Apr 23
    5 Takeaways From James Comey’s “A Higher Loyalty” By Someone Who Didn’t Read It, Didn’t Touch It…

    5 Takeaways From James Comey’s “A Higher Loyalty” By Someone Who Didn’t Read It, Didn’t Touch It…

    Comey Thinks Goldfish Make The Best Snacks I pulled this fun little ‘Comey Fact’ from chapter 19: “Yes, Donald Trump is a trojan horse sent…
    Go to the profile of Henry Newman
    Henry Newman
    Apr 23
    Why Don’t You Make My Day?

    Why Don’t You Make My Day?

    I just got an email from an online company with this headline:
    Go to the profile of C. M. Barrett
    C. M. Barrett
    Apr 23
    One Male Critic’s Review Of A Movie and Its Female Characters

    One Male Critic’s Review Of A Movie and Its Female Characters

    Two Gone Before Dawn is a great debut from new director, Anthony Evans. The movie is well paced. The dialogue is realistic. The male…
    Go to the profile of Kyrie Gray
    Kyrie Gray
    Apr 23
    How to safely dispose of a letter from HR confirming your latest pay rise

    How to safely dispose of a letter from HR confirming your latest pay rise

    It’s a hard life being the office superstar isn’t it?
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    w1nnersclub
    Apr 23
    When Good Carrots Go Bad

    When Good Carrots Go Bad

    A Drama in Seven Acts
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    Mickey Hadick
    Apr 21
    A few high concepts for 4/20

    A few high concepts for 4/20

    In honor of America’s favorite unsanctioned holiday, I figured I’d do a little free writing today.
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    E.R. Ellsworth
    Apr 20
    3 College Classes to Take If You Want to See Your Dad’s Head Explode

    3 College Classes to Take If You Want to See Your Dad’s Head Explode

    Your Plan for Fall 2018
    Go to the profile of K.C. Healy
    K.C. Healy
    Apr 20
    Jimmy’s Come-to-Jesus

    Jimmy’s Come-to-Jesus

    *Warning: religious satire (might offend the easily offended)
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    Valerie Hilal
    Apr 20
    Budgeting: I Saved a Ton of Money, But You’ll Never Believe What I Lost….

    Budgeting: I Saved a Ton of Money, But You’ll Never Believe What I Lost….

    This past year, I took budgeting to the extreme. I put on my glasses, wrapped my hair in a circulation quelling bun, squeezed my torso into…
    Go to the profile of Maggie Lalley
    Maggie Lalley
    Apr 19
    The Ultimate Guide to Giving Up on Your Dreams

    The Ultimate Guide to Giving Up on Your Dreams

    The great W.C. Fields had it right when he said “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point being a damn…
    Go to the profile of Lauren Pathak
    Lauren Pathak
    Apr 18
    Masterclass: ‘On Breakfast’ by Jordan Peterson

    Masterclass: ‘On Breakfast’ by Jordan Peterson

    In the summer of 2017, Jordan Peterson’s hectic schedule left him little room to breathe.
    Go to the profile of Samuel Leal
    Samuel Leal
    Apr 18
    Why Southern Women Wear Makeup To A Colonoscopy

    Why Southern Women Wear Makeup To A Colonoscopy

    I went to the eye doctor today, he put some drops in my eyes, then said “You’ve got a lot of makeup in your eyes. I can’t tell much about…
    Go to the profile of Bebe Nicholson
    Bebe Nicholson
    Apr 18
    Back to When We Got Lollipops At The Dentist’s Office

    Back to When We Got Lollipops At The Dentist’s Office

    What the F*ck Were They Thinking?
    Go to the profile of Jonathan Greene
    Jonathan Greene
    Apr 17
    We’re Bad, But We Ain’t No 9/11: A Message From The MTA

    We’re Bad, But We Ain’t No 9/11: A Message From The MTA

    At the MTA, we’re not too vain or proud to admit when we’ve done wrong. Yes, several inches of rain caused entire subway stations to flood…
    Go to the profile of Devin Wallace
    Devin Wallace
    Apr 17
    Mama Says Vicki Vallencourt Is the Devil, But It’s Really IMDB

    Mama Says Vicki Vallencourt Is the Devil, But It’s Really IMDB

    I have a confession to make. No, it’s not that I would do bad things to the man in the above photo. That should be blatantly obvious.
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    Chloe Cuthbert
    Apr 16
    The Story of These Unsplash Heroes

    The Story of These Unsplash Heroes

    Quintessential Hipster Business People For The Win
    Go to the profile of Jonathan Greene
    Jonathan Greene
    Apr 15
    Serious but silly

    Serious but silly

    The majority of funding for any Kickstarter rolls in during the first and final week. You start with the excitement of a new launch and…
    Go to the profile of E.R. Ellsworth
    E.R. Ellsworth
    Apr 14
    Plight of an Urban Farmer

    Plight of an Urban Farmer

    I couldn’t believe it had come to this but there I was, crouched on my neighbor’s patio behind a barbecue grill and a row of potted plants…
    Go to the profile of Lauren Pathak
    Lauren Pathak
    Apr 14
    I follow back! Forever. 😈

    I follow back! Forever. 😈

    Isn’t that how this social media thing is supposed to work?
    Go to the profile of Sarah Lofgren
    Sarah Lofgren
    Apr 13
    “Oops”: By Aileen Wuornos

    “Oops”: By Aileen Wuornos

    I’ll be the first to admit it: I made a stinker. Cooked up a real stew of whoopsies. Big mistake, party of one? Yeah: I’m that party.
    Go to the profile of Devin Wallace
    Devin Wallace
    Apr 13
    Paul “Eddie Haskell” Ryan Announces His Retirement from Congress

    Paul “Eddie Haskell” Ryan Announces His Retirement from Congress

    Move seen as a tacit admission that he doesn’t want to go down with the sinking Republican ship.
    Go to the profile of K.C. Healy
    K.C. Healy
    Apr 12
    I’m Snowflake the Kitten, And I Demand Universal Healthcare

    I’m Snowflake the Kitten, And I Demand Universal Healthcare

    A young kitty translates his desperate plea through writer Christyl Rivers
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    Christyl Rivers, Phd.
    Apr 12
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