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5 Stock Photos That Need To Retire From Unsplash
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5 Stock Photos That Need To Retire From Unsplash
1.) Kid converts tantrum into horrendous screech
Alec Zaffiro
Feb 13
My Robot Was AI Without The I
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My Robot Was AI Without The I
This Christmas my husband gave me a robot vacuum cleaner and I gave him a weighted blanket. My gift to him will be relevant later in this…
Bebe Nicholson
Feb 13
Rats In The Kitchen
Rats In The Kitchen
Observations and Interruptions While Minding My Own Business
Phil Rossi
Feb 13
Fantasy Dream Dates Quiz: Mike Pence or Ted Bundy?
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Fantasy Dream Dates Quiz: Mike Pence or Ted Bundy?
It is true and utterly disturbing that this question must be asked, but who is the greater lady killer, really? Mike Pence, or reformed…
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Feb 12
To Each According to Their Ledes
To Each According to Their Ledes
The Crisis of Online Humor-Writing and a Call to Action
J.P. Melkus
Apr 13, 2018
A few high concepts for 4/20
A few high concepts for 4/20
In honor of America’s favorite unsanctioned holiday, I figured I’d do a little free writing today.
E.R. Ellsworth
Apr 20, 2018
Mrs. Qaddafi Writes Me a Letter
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Mrs. Qaddafi Writes Me a Letter
She wants Sensual Enchantment to help her out.
Elle Beau
Feb 12
A Hundred and Seventy Susan Sarandons
A Hundred and Seventy Susan Sarandons
If a hundred and seventy Susan Sarandons attempted surrounding your booze all in tandem and started a party of Susans and stayed and then…
Adam Millett
Feb 12
Sunday Nights Are Like Mexican Restaurants That Don’t Bring You Chips and Salsa Refills
Sunday Nights Are Like Mexican Restaurants That Don’t Bring You Chips and Salsa Refills
Even worse. They’re the type of Mexican restaurant that doesn’t provide any chips in the first place.
Maria
Feb 11
7 ways to annoy the hell out of a recruitment consultant
7 ways to annoy the hell out of a recruitment consultant
If you are currently looking for a new job, it’s not only about how well you handle a prospective employer that will dictate the kind of…
The W1nners' Club
Feb 11
Somebody’s Knockin’
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Somebody’s Knockin’
Should I let Him In? Short Fiction
Elle Fredine
Feb 11
My ears literally hurt from the Grammys
My ears literally hurt from the Grammys
IM not normally one to moan and whine on medium but SHIT this show has been on only 32 minutes and I feel like I’m in one of those…
Michelle Monet
Feb 10
Irrelevant Perspectives (№7)
Irrelevant Perspectives (№7)
cartoon by Matthew de Lacey Davidson
Matthew de Lacey Davidson
Feb 8
What This Polygamist Doomsday Cult Needs Is Nice Moderate Reform
What This Polygamist Doomsday Cult Needs Is Nice Moderate Reform
When I was anointed by God to be his Messiah in this rural polygamist apocalyptic cult of ours, I accepted the holy responsibility of…
Devin Wallace
Feb 7
Proposed Songs For Tyra Banks’s New Modeling Theme Park
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Proposed Songs For Tyra Banks’s New Modeling Theme Park
When Tyra Banks announced plans for her Modelland theme park — no, seriously — where visitors will get a taste of the modelling life, I…
Mike Range
Feb 7
2019 Rant, and some potentially Bad Advice
2019 Rant, and some potentially Bad Advice
We are the holders of vulnerable perspectives about life, the impressionable youths who were born almost 30 years ago but still feel
Nour Hejase
Feb 7
When Can We Just Allow Women To Enjoy Kissing?
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When Can We Just Allow Women To Enjoy Kissing?
I wasn’t in that hotel room, but I know something about fair, and facts
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Feb 6
Irrelevant Perspectives (№6)
Irrelevant Perspectives (№6)
cartoon by Matthew de Lacey Davidson
Matthew de Lacey Davidson
Feb 6
No Need For A Morning Routine!
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No Need For A Morning Routine!
Cuz I’m So Effin Perfect!
Robin Klammer
Feb 5
I Bought a Kondo!!!
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I Bought a Kondo!!!
Making room for Marie in my life
David Caracciolo
Feb 5
You Can Blame My Mother
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You Can Blame My Mother
I’ve legally changed my name one time. When I married my first husband, I took his last name, and it has stuck through a divorce and a…
Terrye Turpin
Feb 4
Adulthood
Adulthood
Belly suddenly bulging from the sweet, brief, hedonism of youth,
Adam Millett
Feb 4
Irrelevant Perspectives (№5)
Irrelevant Perspectives (№5)
cartoon by Matthew de Lacey Davidson
Matthew de Lacey Davidson
Feb 4
How to do a debugging sweep on a workplace meeting room
How to do a debugging sweep on a workplace meeting room
If you are currently locked in a fierce battle for market share with a competitor, or you are a middle manager who regularly embezzles…
The W1nners' Club
Feb 4
Our Unique Drill Was Designed with You in Mind (As Well as the Gremlins That Haunt My Dreams)
Our Unique Drill Was Designed with You in Mind (As Well as the Gremlins That Haunt My Dreams)
Tough. Ergonomic. Efficient. Safe. Our company’s unique drill was designed with the user in mind. Also in mind during the designing…
r.j. kushner
Feb 3
An Open Letter To The Citizens of Punxsutawney, PA.
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An Open Letter To The Citizens of Punxsutawney, PA.
As City Planner for Events and Marketing for Punxsutawney, I, Martha Ragland, have decided enough is enough.
Kelly Tinsley
Feb 3
I Survived Teacher Training…
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I Survived Teacher Training…
…actually — my students survived me…
Linda Moran
Feb 2
The Story of These Unsplash Heroes II
The Story of These Unsplash Heroes II
A Group of Diverse Hipsters Living Their #BestLife
Jonathan Greene
Feb 1
Tidying Up The House, Senate And Swamp To Spark National Joy
Tidying Up The House, Senate And Swamp To Spark National Joy
How to use the Non-Sorry Method to purge our pathology
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Feb 1
Irrelevant Perspectives (№4)
Irrelevant Perspectives (№4)
Matthew de Lacey Davidson
Feb 1
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The Hot Flash Blues
A song from my Musical
Michelle Monet
Feb 1
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